Joey Armstrong

Joseph Marciano Armstrong. Drummer of the band SWMRS. Jason Momoa. Lactose intolerant. Crocs. Uncool Records. Stan.

I’m lactose intolerant. - Joey Armstrong

by gummyburn August 18, 2019

Joey naps

The most legendary person you will ever meet. Been on that staus since 98,

legend of zelda is on that Joey naps status.

by methaddict September 1, 2010

joey bumps

noun-
Resultant of a passing joey, an inexperienced skier, who leaves strange derailing bumps, lips, and/or edges that disrupt the riding of boarders and/or other skiers.

1) Shit, I hate joey bumps.

2) Dude what happened back there? You ate it hard.

I know, god damn joey bumps.

by Kevin O'Such January 30, 2008

joey essex

THE SEXXIEST MAN ALIVE! he is soooo gorgeous and... REEM so hot his hair clothes and even shoes everything about him is👌 every girl should/loves him! Every girl should be aloud to kiss him before they die. He is fucking gorgeous like.

Girl: Omg like I'm well jel of joey Essex gf that should be me

Girl #2: I know what you mean babes

Example 2

Girl: I stuck some more Joey pictures on my wall today

Girl #2 he Is a minger.

Girl: sorry we are not friends anymore.

by Sassy unicorn April 20, 2014

the Joey Effect

A sexual Aura that comes off of Joey that drives all the girls wild, and thus making them want sex so bad female orgasms will always happen.

I just finished watching Friends on TV and i am so taken over by the Joey Effect right now.

by AriesNova July 12, 2009

Joey Pouch

An average to skinny figured female, with a mound of fat (or in scientific terms: lipids) acquired around the lower stomach region. In turn, looks like a female Kangaroo's Joey Pouch. Which, of course, is the pouch that they carry their babies in.

Also known as "JP" for short.

Justin: Dude, did you see that chick's joey pouch?
Mike: Yeah man. She wasn't really fat. She was just kind of...
Justin: Yeah. She was rockin' that joey pouch. Were you mirin'?
Mike: That goes without saying, man. I love bishes with JP's. coolguyface.jpg

by Will Powers March 14, 2011

Joey Fatone

The fat member of boy band NSYNC, who's only real level of success after NSYNC broke up was making frequent appearances on the TV show Impractical Jokers, and opening a hot dog stand in Florida

My little sister used to love Joey Fatone, now she can't even remember who the hell he is

by Metallicajunkie October 17, 2018