Jeremy G

A funny, conservative, non libtard kind of guy,
With a huge penis .
Love u <3

Jeremy G was such a cool guy. I wish all guys were cool and had big penises like him.

by H<<33 December 3, 2024

wet jeremy

The sexual act of ejaculating in your partner's ear. Named after the well known porn star Ron Jeremy

Guy1: was about to finish so I pulled out and came in her ear!

Guy2: no way! You gave her a wet Jeremy?!?!

by phatsauce February 12, 2014

Jeremy

A short guy that likes Astros and sucks at cornhole. Guys named Robert are so much better at cornhole.

That short guy sucks at playing cornhole against that tall handsome guy. Short guy must be a Jeremy.

by Cornholegod April 22, 2021

Jeremy

Jeremy is the most hottest and most sexiest guy alive. He sucks on toes . He’s the sweetest boy you could ever meet. The love I have for jeremy is a lot. He makes me smile and he brightens up my day. i can go on for years writing about Jeremy. Jeremy the most beautiful eyes and the most attractive voice. i can literally listen to his voice non stop for the rest of my life and never get bored of it. I, Ruth, know that HE is the dude that I wanna marry and spend the rest of my LIFE with. i still can’t believe he’ll suck on Kylie’s toes but it’s wtv 😒. We may be far from each other but never a part. - Love Ruth

Kylie- Damn Jeremy your man ? 😫
Ruth- yea, too bad u can’t have him. he’s already mine.

by Jeremy’s wife February 26, 2022

Jeremy

Angel in the streets, devil in the sheets. 7 feet tall. 7 feet dick. Gets excluded a lot by his friends and isn’t noticed very often. Has a knack for getting knocked down by cars. Blocks out the h8ers (Stephen Roche) with his giant hands. Drives a Skoda Fabia. Has never been seen in the same room as Francis Higgins. Coincidence? I think not.

Watch out! Jeremy’s got a knife!
That’s Jeremy’s seat.

by Diggaaaay November 25, 2019

Jeremy

Jeremy is the most hottest and most sexiest guy alive. He sucks on toes . He’s the sweetest boy you could ever meet. The love I have for jeremy is a lot. He makes me smile and he brightens up my day. i can go on for years writing about Jeremy. Jeremy the most beautiful eyes and the most attractive voice. i can literally listen to his voice non stop for the rest of my life and never get bored of it. I, Ruth, know that HE is the dude that I wanna marry and spend the rest of my LIFE with. i still can’t believe he’ll suck on Kylie’s toes but it’s wtv 😒. We may be far from each other but never a part. - Love Ruth

Kylie- Damn Jeremy your man ? 😫
Ruth- yea, too bad u can’t have him. he’s already mine.

by Jeremy’s wife February 26, 2022

Jeremy

Some rando emo catboy

"god stop being such a jeremy"

by Joe Biden 60 420 doin ya mom February 25, 2022