Jared

Jareds’ are mixed feeling type of guys who look for attention. Jareds’ are self-absorbed and only care about themselves. Yet, whenever they try to fix something, they always ruin it. They often curse a lot and can lose their temper. Try not to get on their bad side either.

Dang, Jared just called my grandma a big marshmallow and tried to cover it up by saying she’s sweet.

by Spybunny109 November 25, 2018

Jared Spliff

The prefect mix of marijuana and tobacco rolled up into a perfect cone

Q:do you want to hit my marty spliff?
A:Nah its cool i have a perfect Jared Spliff right here.

by Dat fox January 19, 2012

Jared

Jared is usually kinda dumb and is gay or bisexual and special ed

Jared is not smart at all

by Big lil j May 11, 2019

Jared

19 and illiterate

“Jared, can you read this for the class?”
“No I cannot.”

by Step-daddy October 18, 2021

Jared

The man that stole Wilbur's waman

In 'Your New Boyfriend' by Wilbur Soot/Will Gold; he sung the lyrics "Yeah I've met Jared- (of course I've met Jared)".

by sleepyhead<3 October 11, 2021

Jared

He's such a cute nerd he may not think of himself as being cute but I promise he is one. He often loves to play basketball with his pals and he is just goofy that his looks won't even matter to you because he will make you laugh every single time

Person:I have a crush on Jared

Person #2: Omg Jared! He is so cute can't wait until I find myself my own Jared

by Holymoly August 28, 2017

jared

jared is the type of person to be toxic. He has a big dick but don’t know how to deal with it and use it. and he’s 17 and can’t read he has a 2nd grade reading level

Jared breaks up with you for no reason i hope he gets a disease

by Pitolover666 May 4, 2023