Jonathan's Robot

A fictional character used to cuss out small children, and instill fear upon them when an ass beating is about to be administered.

Hey Bill! Did you see? Some guy used Jonathan's Robot and went crazy on this one 10 year old kid the other day! It was awesome.

Jonathan's Robot by Fury of the Storm April 3, 2008

jonathan kaufmann

An extremely handsome and charming kid. Usually found in Astoria, Queens. He's the dude everyone wants to be around because he's so cool. He's usually funny and makes the girls go crazy over him. There is no questions girls will fall in love with him in a matter of seconds.

Girl: OMG there's Jonathan Kaufmann! -faints
Guy: Im so jealous of Jonathan Kaufmann he gets all the girls.

jonathan kaufmann by jonokauf December 7, 2013

Jonathan Nguyen 

Bruh this Asian nigga is really asian he has glasses.

Jonathan Nguyen and Jennifer sitting in a tree Kissing

Jonathan Nguyen by Heyyminute May 28, 2019

Jonathan Taylor Thomas

When a girl engages in a sexual act with three men named Jonathan, Taylor and Thomas at the same time. Also referred to receiving a JTT

Suzanne loves every time she receives a Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Jonathan Taylor Thomas by Dykstra January 9, 2009

jonathan kelly 

Jonathan Kelly is an amazing guy that you will love for ever. He can be one of your best friend or your best lover. He is sweeet, handsom, funny, athletic, smart, kind, generous, and is one of the best people you will meet. If you are lucky enough to call him yours he will never leave you. He is the best kisser you will ever kiss, his lips are so soft, but when you start kissing you won't want to stop. So if you get the chance to marry or date a Jonathan Kelly you are the luckiest woman in the world.

Damn his lips are soft he must be a Jonathan Kelly.

jonathan kelly by Shannon_twolve50 December 1, 2013

Jonathan Swift 

Masturbating to classic literature in a short period of time.

"I don't have much time! Quick hand me that copy of A Modest Proposal. I'm gonna run to the bathroom and pull a Jonathan Swift".

Jonathan Swift by Jodan Daisu July 10, 2017

Jonathan Troy Calderon 

The greatest man you will ever meet. He's super hot,. He's the best lover anyone could ever have. He's found his Emily, so other girls need to hop off. He has the most gorgeous deep brown eyes, that Emily gets lost in every time she dares gaze into them. He's an extremely gernerous person. He's a great friend, and he's extremely loyal. He's intelligent. He's strong. He's artistic. He has gorgeous collar bones. His hands are sexy as hell. He takes your breath away, and his smile makes you melt. He can be shy, but always respectful. He looks good in everything. He's a complete sweatheart. He's adorable beyond words. He's sexy. He's a passionate lover. He's an amazing kisser. He's trustworthy. He's a good fucker. He's gullable. He's great in bed. He's creative. He's artistic. He can make you laugh at any given point. And he's all mine.

I love you, Jonathan Troy Calderon. (:

Jonathan Troy Calderon by emilyhoskins03 December 6, 2010