Jag Jet

Jag Jet is when you go to the toilet after drinking too much Jagermeister and have a Jet stream of Jager Poop come out your anus.

My god terry, I had far too much Jager last night. The jag jet i got this morning was catastrophic.

by condorman1 September 24, 2010

Jet Lee

Definition #1: An action of being completely ignorant when it comes to important stuff such as meals, important phone calls and assignments.

Definition #2: Ignoring the surroundings when it comes to playing online games.

Definition #3: Getting deans list despite no study.

Situation 1
Person 1: Baziq has not been answering my calls for the whole day, I think he is playing LoL.

Person 2: Ah, Baziq has immersed himself in a state of Jet Lee.

Situation 2
Person 69: I got a 4.0 by not studying at all, I have Jet Lee-ed.

by SMESH-SMESH August 7, 2019

Jet

Jet is another word for kill or killing

im about to jet this dude

or

bro im gonna jet this mf

by Imanangelchild March 8, 2022

Jet Engine

A good looking woman

~A jet engine works by these principes: Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow. Just like having sex with a woman

Wow, u saw that good looking jet engine walking over there?

by Vl.ok November 3, 2017

Jet

I swear he’s fucking hot, you just don’t know

Jet is a hot name for a hot guy

by StopTweakinBro£et$ December 10, 2019

cool my jets

What my boyfriend tells me when I drink too much beer too quickly

“Mika, cool my jets”

by Mikaaaaa November 12, 2018

New York Jet

A New York Jet is a slender penis that goes off and jizzes prematurely.

"You like New York Jets? Maybe we can go out sometime... The Jets can play the Browns in your Butt Bowl."

by Mars-El October 1, 2023