Johnny wants the jet

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.

Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"

by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022

Jet log

A poop that is taken on an airplane.

To the chagrin of Jason, Mike dropped a massive jet log because he couldn't wait for the plane to land.

by keepinitgiebel July 6, 2022

Jet Paskinski

People look at and wonder what my name is then I say.... Stop wondering my name's Jeeeeet 👅

My name's Jet!
Jet Paskinski

by evetheman11 October 6, 2018

Jet Packinski

The sexiest man alive

OMG! Jet Packinski is so hot!

by biggerthanmycountry August 21, 2018

New York Jets

A team made up of bums who have no iq in football.

Person 1: My favorite team is the Chiefs!
Person 2: My favorite is the New York Jets!
All: Goddamn, you support a bumsquad?

by bumsquad pioneer October 8, 2021

hydro jetting

Pissing in someone's ass during or after anal sex.

Hey Bob, you want to try hydro jetting?

by Daybit May 18, 2024

jet

amazing, cool, awesome, fantastic
often referring to pop culture or people

"your shoes are so jet!"
or
"oh yeah! i saw that movie, it was so jet!"
or

"that was so unjet, it wasn't even funny"

by imsojet June 6, 2010