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Jaws

When something is exhaustingly hard or overly complicated. Typically it’s the kind of thing that makes you clench your teeth when you think about it.
Today was jaws, man. Tuesday’s are the worst.
by PRFW September 1, 2020
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Numb jaw

After your girl has TMJ jaw surgery and The bottom half of her face is numb. Opens the option to fuck her face with no gag reflex.
Gonna be a good night. Alison has numb jaw for the next six months. I get to fuck her face all night! She can’t feel a thing!
by Denise.com September 26, 2020
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jaw flapping

A person who stands around in grocery stores or other places talking to people and your trying to get by them, they acknowledge you behind them so they ignore you and just keep on talking. Or when your talking to somebody but they don't give you time to speak they talk over you because what they have to say is more important than what you have to say.
in a sentence: You just keep jaw flapping about whatever, I have someplace to be and have important things to do!
by Nite_Wolf September 30, 2020
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cool jaw

a young guy who is absolutely smooth with it, has nice rizz, and hunts milfs
guy 1: "can you believe connor fucked tim's mom? shes a total milf"
guy 2: "yeah connor is totally cool jaw"
by cooljaw July 14, 2022
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Gaj Jaw

by Smell of haq alla August 11, 2022
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smoke your jaw

a phrase to describe obliterating someones jaw with your fist
don't chat to me or ill smoke your jaw fam
by columbine park shooter November 9, 2022
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jaw session

A euphemism for a blow job.

Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’

Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’

Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’

Michael: ‘What’s her name’

Tobias: ‘Michael’
by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022
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