A massive jaw capable of catching your own tears. Also good for excavation, jaws of life, feeding birds, bird bath, catch fish, multi-purpose use.
Oh Jorge, you sure do have an uber jaw.
That man has such a uber jaw he could have his own bird bath in there.
That man has such a uber jaw he could have his own bird bath in there.
by CIST July 11, 2007
Get the uber jawmug. When you load a large amount of dip up on one side of your jaw. Usually occurs when playing baseball
by TheGodFather5 July 28, 2021
Get the Jaw Burgermug. Common on college campus nationwide. Nature's way of letting you know the puke's on the way and to pray to the porcelain Jesus.
Los: *belch.....rubbing stomach*
Kev: ..yeah, so like was saying, I passed go and collected my two hund-....
Los: *sprints toward the bathroom*
Kev: Drip jaw, again. Fuckin rookie.
Kev: ..yeah, so like was saying, I passed go and collected my two hund-....
Los: *sprints toward the bathroom*
Kev: Drip jaw, again. Fuckin rookie.
by KetcuhpVSKatsup December 30, 2011
Get the Drip Jawmug. by Yeehawmeemaw November 7, 2021
Get the Jig Jaw’s Jiggaliggedmug. A person who may be referred to as Bom, A crackhead with a weed farm in their basement. Has at least 10 slaves working away at weed growing. Extremely high.
What a jaw.
by Extrememly smart professer. September 18, 2021
Get the Jawmug. A cheesy film that is more comedic than horrifying. Characters are boring or annoying, effects and screenwriting was utterly crap, and acting was subpar. Girl presses her cheeks against the window that has a dead corpse right in front of her screaming without moving, shark is still chasing skiers despite being less than a foot away, grenade explodes a thirty foot shark underwater, the shark breaks a control room window with just one pinch and gets stuck for some odd reason, technician was just treading water like he wanted to be eaten by the shark knowing the shark was there and was breathing under water when bitten like chips, Fitzroyce slides into a sharks mouth, gets crushed like a pancake to death without dropping the grenade in his hand that killed the shark eventually and feeling the sharks teeth despite still being in the sharks mouth and getting crushed. It is a movie that should not be playing on television or be sold.
Teacher: So what do you make of Jaws 3D
Students: It’s trash
Jaws 3D, a flawed film with a bad plot, bad screenwriting, and bad acting. The effects were unrealistic as well.
Students: It’s trash
Jaws 3D, a flawed film with a bad plot, bad screenwriting, and bad acting. The effects were unrealistic as well.
by Girls ❤️ shafts March 6, 2022
Get the Jaws 3Dmug. A euphemism for a blow job.
Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’
Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’
Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’
Michael: ‘What’s her name’
Tobias: ‘Michael’
Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’
Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’
Michael: ‘What’s her name’
Tobias: ‘Michael’
by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022
Get the jaw sessionmug.