Bombs on monday morning

An unreleased song by Melanie Martinez. It was leaked January 16th 2016.
The song is about the bombing of hiroshima.

"Have you listened to Bombs on monday morning?"
"Yeah, it's so sad I almost cried."
"Same"

by Ember Pember July 3, 2020

Monday's Dusk

On the dusk of Mondays, partners will engage in such a sexual activity in which the female partner lies down. The other partner places themself in a position where their penis goes into the woman's mouth, and the male's tongue goes into the woman's vagina.

I can't wait for my first Monday's Dusk! Only two more days!

by Florence Grey April 17, 2011

Monday

Monday is a day in a month probably the most looked down upon on for “school” and “Bad Feel’s” and I agree that’s pretty much all.

Ugh it’s Monday …
Mom: WAAAKE UPPPP
Also Mom: go to zoom
NoooooOoOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Α January 26, 2022

poop monday

When you eat poop on a nice Monday morning.

“Today is poop Monday! We will have shit for breakfast.”

by miilflover101 January 12, 2021

Mineta monday

National eat a grap day!

Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!

by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020

Monday moment

It’s like Thursday moment but objectively better :)

Damn bro that’s a Monday moment

by TSK007 April 10, 2023

Pastrami Monday

A national holiday, observed every Monday, to celebrate pastrami.

"Hey, don't forget that it's Pastrami Monday."
"You're right, I should eat some pastrami."

by PastramiFan April 8, 2019