Danger noodle

Danger noodle also known as Blitz! (goes by he/they) is a transmasc!

He's my serotonin(happiness drug thing) and one of the most important things in my life<3

Hh im so sad..

danger noodle has messaged you

yay danger noodle!

by nari!<3 October 13, 2021

Danger Poo

When you use a public toilet and don't lock the door.

Leaving the element of surprise, danger and excitement if a stranger was to enter. The success of a danger poo can be measured objectively whether someone tries to enter or you 'complete your task' without interruption.

"Lads, I had a successful danger poo".

by Don't put me on speaker phone June 16, 2021

danger pancake

When a man is about to cum on a small chested woman's tits, he pulls out a bottle of maple syrup and squirts it over her "pancakes". Then ejaculating for the butter on top, all while shouting danger pancake

Surprised a skinny girl last weekend with a danger pancake

Left over maple syrup went to good use lads, had a good danger pancake

Such an idiot, danger pancaking on me like that

by Pancake201 October 4, 2019

danger Stroke

When you're expecting company soon and you decide to rub one off before the doorbell rings

I just got off the phone and the pizza delivery guy said 10 minutes and if this is the only time I'll have to get off so I pulled a danger Stroke right before the doorbell rang 😅 think

by CynthiaDanger February 11, 2024

danger bite

A bite with multiple spicy foods in it.

"Look at Pablo! He just ate the danger bite!" (as Pablo sweats and cries at the table)

by ajs 99 December 4, 2010

This is extremely dangerous to our democracy

the basic NPC line right-wing demagogues say on TV when a threat to the ruling class's profits shows up

"China uses virtual reality in their schools!"
"This is extremely dangerous to our democracy"

by fatherless 124 March 14, 2024

Dr. Goddamn dangerous

A person conducting an experiment that ends in catastrophic failure,bodily injury and/or death or close call.

When Dr. science, of the Dr. science show, demonstated the vigorous reaction of potassium metal and water, he dropped a small piece of potassium in a glass of water,it burst into flames, and shot out of the glass, a burning flare, right past his face as he jumped backward, narrowly avoiding getting burned.(no face shield), he became Dr. goddamn dangerous.

by 11bucks March 13, 2013