blake effect

When someone makes a really bad joke or pun that completely derails everyone else's train of thought.

Person 1: oh, I've been meaning to tell you something..
Person 2: *interrupts with bad joke*
Person 1: ah, I , ah, wait what was I say, you Blake effected me

by Ahfritzy October 2, 2017

Blake

A funny, rude person, if you are friends with them they are very nice, this person is always attracted to one and one person only, and they are always loyal to them.
Blake is often associated with.
Ben
Jim
Sam
Jemma

“Look at that Blake, what a prick” “dude you don’t know him like I do”

by Larry82737229 September 1, 2019

Blake

the most handsome and beautiful man in the world with the best butt and private parts

Dude Blake is so cute

by Everrsabuser October 11, 2025

bitchass blake

A nickname given to Blake Griffin given by 2k YouTuber, Krispy Flakes. This was given to him because he didn't dunk the basketball since 2019, but when he signed with the Nets, he dunked in his debut game.

Stanley Johnson sucked. Bitchass Blake faked sucked. It's worse.

Here's bitchass blake with his first dunk since 2019.

by D-ManofWords March 22, 2021

Blake

A Blake is someone that will bully you. I’ve known one for 7 years and he still bully’s me even if I try to get along with him

Blake: Hey loser
Random kid: leave me alone

Blake: not until you stop being a loser

by @ttv_trio_ August 18, 2020

Blake

Has a small dick and will always be very small and kind but can be mean to his good friends and he is an amazing person 🥰 he’s small and cute

Girl 1: hey look it’s Blake

Girl 2: he’s cute and small I could put him in my pocket

by Ayyyygangpoo December 7, 2019

Blake

A fat human being who serves no purpose other than bankrupting all you can eat buffets. Blakes have huge peperoni nipples and rape bigfoots in hotel beds. Blakes claim to have girlfriends but in reality they are Gorlocs the destroyers who might have a dick (I haven't checked). They are typically 6'0 but in width. If you see a Blake the typically take up the entire walk way. Blakes usually live paycheck to paycheck and get super excited if they find a nickel on the ground.

Person 1 - Who's that person taking up the entire hallway
Person 2 - Oh his names Blake

by Gorloc The Destroyer January 21, 2024