A fat human being who serves no purpose other than bankrupting all you can eat buffets. Blakes have huge peperoni nipples and rape bigfoots in hotel beds. Blakes claim to have girlfriends but in reality they are Gorlocs the destroyers who might have a dick (I haven't checked). They are typically 6'0 but in width. If you see a Blake the typically take up the entire walk way. Blakes usually live paycheck to paycheck and get super excited if they find a nickel on the ground.
by Gorloc The Destroyer January 21, 2024
Get the Blakemug. A small prideful child who loves waman named Victoria. They are obsessed with Dirt bikes for some reason, they think there soooo cool. They think they're so strong when there not.
A Blake Barnett is soemone who is very prideful
Blake is a A small prideful child who loves waman named Victoria. They are obsessed with Dirt bikes for some reason, they think there soooo cool. They think they're so strong when there not.
Blake is a A small prideful child who loves waman named Victoria. They are obsessed with Dirt bikes for some reason, they think there soooo cool. They think they're so strong when there not.
by John Cena bum bum bu bummm September 28, 2021
Get the Blake Barnettmug. Samuel Blake is a sexy beast who will be the greatest lover you ever had. Hes high pitched sexy voice will leave you moister than a oyster. The only problem is he has no penis. He lost it in a tragic accident while playing tennis most women find this out to late a regret ever being with him.
by Cuncky Monkey June 20, 2019
Get the Samuel Blakemug. a kid with a bad hairline
by Yoboyyyyy67 December 10, 2018
Get the austin blakemug. by junobug July 25, 2021
Get the blakelymug. To fall in love, most of the time at college for the typical college guy. When a girl falls "In Blake," she usually rejects her past and is so in love that she can't think of anyone else.
Dude 1: Hey man, have you talked to Sally lately?
Dude 2: Naw, She's so In Blake. I haven't seen her since fall term.
Dude 2: Naw, She's so In Blake. I haven't seen her since fall term.
by nothingissound69 September 6, 2010
Get the In Blakemug. The most unattractive male name in human existence
Usually used by rich white boys that like to flex
Usually used by rich white boys that like to flex
by robloxianKidDeath September 14, 2018
Get the Blakemug.