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blow hump

sex move with two women, you hump one woman and while your dick is exiting her ass, the other one sucks on your dick for that brief amount of time.
john, sally and veronica performed a blow hump, his dick was being sucked while he was cornholing that prostitute.
by sampson jameson January 12, 2009
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Hump Monkey

That prostitute got on me like a hump monkey
by Matt Ross September 25, 2003
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dry humping

The worst thing in the history of the world.
We didn't even have sex. We were just dry humping. Now I'm going to have to kill myself.
by mediumpace June 4, 2010
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butt hump

a (not so) endearing term used to describe a friend who is very perverted, and makes lots of sexual jokes all the time. similar to a 'butt munch'.
"Billy is being such a butt hump today!"

"Stop being such a butt hump!"

"Yo, stop butt humpin', bro!"
by SomeoneWithAnAwesomePseudonym! February 22, 2010
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hump tank

N.
Essentially a bachelor pad, but more specifically the master bedroom. Obviously when you enter the hump tank the obvious follows, the trick is to get them in there.
Suave: Join me in my hump tank
by choxo October 12, 2006
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Weed Hump

A section of Goog Run that is even more painful than Mount Goog, despite the fact it is much shorter.
Look at all the goog weed growing around Weed Hump.
by Bozo the Clown March 11, 2005
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Facebook Humping

When someone comments or likes any status on a specific persons facebook page. It is also common for the individual to tag them in any possible status of their own to get them to notice.
For the past few weeks Wanda has been Facebook humping Sand's page. She might as well just call him and get it over with.
by WBMike July 3, 2012
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