niall horan

loml, comfort, boyfriend, etc… basically the man of our dreams who makes amazing music, and funny jokes.

niall horan is perfection

everything about niall horan is unreal

by tbsl sunflower .. June 25, 2022

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Niall Horan

Literally the most beautiful guy you will ever see in your LIFEEEEE! He has the most beautiful blue eyes you will see that you will get lost into them! He looks so good with his blonde or brunette hair! Once you start to like Niall you will want a guy that looks and acts like Niall. You want someone that is very kind, treats you right, and cuddles you!

Person 1: Omg have you seen Niall Horan??
Person 2: OH HELL YES he’s just UGHHHH
Person 1: THATS WHAT IM SAYING

by Meliquin January 3, 2023

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Niall Horan

if sugar was a person it would be niall horan. this man is so perfect i could squeeze the circulation out of my balls. he is so cutie patootie i could throw up. if you bf isn’t like niall horan than dump him.

niall horan is so baby girl.

by Dominique Scott 7th July 9, 2023

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minion horde player

Someone who likes spamming minion horde and mega knight while riding big black cocks

"Dan is definitely gay"
"How do you know?"
"He's a minion horde player"

by Saulman500 September 22, 2023

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Starej Horáček

Zesty ahhh father of a 17 years old girl with DD tits which she shows all over her socials, but nobody seems to give a solitary fuck.

Me: Bro, you would not believe who I have seen today.
Bro: Idk man.
Me: I have seen "STARÝHO HORÁČKA😨".

(Plot twist: It is an inside joke)
((Btw Starej Horáček can be translated to English as an "old lil mountain man👴🤏🏔️".))

by Tommy Zesty September 10, 2024

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