Bull Hockey Doodoo

Another word for bullshit. Basically its a one word reply and then you add the rest of the stuff after it.

Bull Hockey Doodoo!
"Your not smart enough for honors classes."

Bull Hockey Doodoo by Jupitajulie August 28, 2009

book hockey

its subtle bukkake baby. impress your friends.

"Hey Tim, what were you and the prepubescent Jap doin' in the bathroom.?" "Nothin' Ma, just playin' a little Book Hockey

book hockey by Jamison Bentley November 19, 2002

tonsil hockey 

A game where the male appendage is the stick and someone's tonsil is the puck.

He got his daily requirement of protein from playing tonsil hockey.

tonsil hockey by PeeBee January 21, 2004

crotch hockey

A variance on a pee fight, where two (usually male)individuals both urinate in the same toilet trying to cross streams. In this variant one individual would be in the seated position thereby making the "goal" the space between the legs where the standing individual attempts to score with his gold stream. The "home" team (seated individual) attempts to protect the goal with his "hockey stick".

I walked into a public bathroom the other day at a rest area and found Adam and Steve playing crotch hockey. Yuck.

crotch hockey by hood4u July 18, 2007

Frankie Hockey Stick 

A greasy Italian with a bent dick.

Gina returned from the Shore with bruises from a Frankie Hockey Stick.

Frankie Hockey Stick by Sugatang January 11, 2017

horse hockey 

A variant spelling for 'polo'.

Them snobs are playing horse hockey again

horse hockey by shonny September 8, 2007

snot hockey 

A game in which the goal is to shoot a booger at least 4 feet from your nostril into your opponents open mouth.

As Sean was yawning, an impromptu game of snot hockey broke out. Resulting in an immediate 1-0 lead.

snot hockey by Baldymore June 6, 2009