Shiny Helmet Party

A party or other gathering where there are too many guys compared to girls; or virtually nothing but males in attendance.

Let's split man... this is nothing but a shiny helmet party!

by Pdubya64 June 15, 2010

Egyptian Bread Helmet

During the 2011 Egyptian Revolution, in a protest against Mubarak, this is a form of armor used. Very vulnerable to seagulls and other birds. Also when a middle eastern man forces sexual intercourse on a bakers daughter.

Greg- "I hear Ahab the Arab uses an Egyptian Bread Helmet.."

Bill- "You hear a lot of stupid shit..."

by Mr. Creeps March 21, 2011

blue helmet

A synonym for "retard" or "sped"

Also another term for the "extra most bestest" from little Caesars

"I saw some dude walk into a wall. He's such a Blue helmet"

Customer: can I have the extra most bestest?
Worker: can someone put a blue helmet in the oven?

by Shadowfade March 7, 2018

dutch helmet disease

A disease that make the foreskin red and the helmet bulbous, yellow and smelly

you've got Dutch helmet disease (dhd)

by Milly-o July 21, 2004

German Helmet Print

Similar to a mushroom stamp, it's the act of smacking someone so hard with the head of your penis, that it leaves a red mark in the shape of a German helmet.

After she blew me, I gave her a German helmet print.

by Tubzilla January 20, 2009

German Diving Helmet

The German Diving Helmet is a sexual position in which one person inserts his/her head into a female’s vagina.

Gerald: Why does your head smell like fish?
Phil: Tonya let me do a German Diving Helmet last night. What a freak!

by Turnipgenocide June 15, 2018

Bermese wet helmet

Place a hand firmly on either side of an individuals head, motion their head up and down at your desired speed for maximum pleasure.

"A girl from the bar gave me bermese wet helmet last night, it's like a Dutch rudder but with your mouth"

by Ham shackler July 10, 2017