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The tastier the water, the closer to heaven

People who find joy in the everyday are closer to living a happy and wholesome life
the tastier the water, the closer to heaven
by peejaylaylay February 17, 2021
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Heaven

A person who thinks hotel is only for sex.
Me and my bud are meeting later for my appointment -heaven
by Kasbka August 10, 2022
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Heaven and Daniel

Cutest couple ever she's gonna bend over he's gonna destroy it epic cuddles will follow
Heaven and Daniel keep all the neighbors awake.
by Meowskii March 13, 2021
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Staircase to Heaven

When you bend over and you almost see your whole asshole.
A homeless man on a bike ride past me and I saw his staircase to heaven. im scared.
by savuren February 13, 2021
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HEAVEN

HEAVEN is the Opposite of HELL ... If HELL is chaos, fire, demons, darkness, never-ending torment, and drowning in the most vile filthiness for eternity, HEAVEN is peace, clouds, angels, light, never-ending bliss, and being surrounded by the most beautiful and clean paradise ever.

Most humans are condemned.. we are liars, thieves, blasphemous, vile, wicked, idolaters to say the least ... HELL was made for the devil and his angels, but most humans are easily deceived by temptations. Even if they believe Hell and the devil exist, they still live to their rules, their pride, and their evil. This is the ultimate Matrix- humans get to choose Heaven or Hell. But the only one laughing in the end is the Devil who gets to torture masses of human souls for eternity. In Hell, humans are dog toys to demons. Whatever a demon wants to do to you, they do.

Contrast all that with Heaven. Heaven is a place of victory- it is a play of heroes. Many people in heaven died for their faith in Christ or gave up their lives to the mobs of evil people on earth. But these heroes are rewarded with eternal bliss and paradise and those dumb humans who thought they got away with tormenting others for a few years are now tormented for ever and ever.. and their tears will never stop while those in Heave God wipes away all their tears.

If souls in Hell are dog toys.. saints in Heaven are super-heroes.

Don't be a dog toy for eternity. Be a super-hero in heaven. Ask Christ to forgive you and follow Him 100.
It is either Heaven or Hell... which do you want?

If Heaven and Hell exist, why still live as if they don't?

Jesus said to one thief on the cross, "Today you will be with me in paradise."
by Keeping it 100 from Cali November 7, 2021
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Pennies From Heaven

The delectable dish of perfectly microwaved hotdogs sliced to perfection and folded into the cheesiest macaroni and cheese creating a pleasurable meal comparable only to the feeling you get when Pennie’s fall from heaven.
Man I’m so down in the dumps. I can really
Use some Pennies from heaven to fill my belly and my soul.
by MaC AnD ChEe October 17, 2021
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Heaven

Heaven is a very pretty person when she wants to be. But has a good bestfriend most likely her bestfriends name is jocelyn she is a very bitchy person but on the inside shes all mushy she is the ideal friend or bestfriend and is very LOYAL
by Susan Thompson May 21, 2019
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