Left Handed Handshake

A term for an agreement that was never meant to be honored. Stands in opposition to deals sealed with shaking right hands.

Person 1: I thought we had an understanding!!

Person 2: No man, that was only a left handed handshake.

by bakja November 16, 2011

one handed diagonal downward dog

another insane and must likely unattainable sex position invented by the horny middle aged women who work at cosmopolitan. if one wants to "try" the one handed diagonal downward dog one must first know what the reverse cowgirls is and go from there.

friend1:"I had the most incredible sex with tony last night we tried out the best new position."
friend2:"Oh Em Gee what's it called? I HAVE to know"
friend1:"The one handed diagonal downward dog duh! what else? haven't you read your latest cosmo?"

by bretheren April 28, 2005

jazz handed

It's when you're getting completely fisted (by a colleague, your boss, the man, etc) with the added value of them opening their hand completely and giving it a shimmy shake.

I'm grossly underpaid at work. I'm getting royally jazz handed.

by twisted spinach June 24, 2010

left handed screwdriver

When a man who is right hand dominate masturbates with his right hand to ejaculate into his left hand. He then uses the ejaculate as lubrication to masturbate a second time with his left hand.

I downloaded this awesome donkey porn last night and I had to use a left handed screwdriver to finish watching it.

by Lefty McTwyst January 26, 2011

hansen maneuver

when a person is wearing baggy short shorts, they use a mirror to make sure their underpants are not showing by putting the mirror in between their legs, and positioning it to get a veiw of their crotch.

jane did the hansen maneuver before she went to rock climbing.

by swanson swayze June 3, 2006

Hansel and Gretel

The act of kidnapping and fattening up a skinny girl for future use.

I would like to Hansel and Gretel Brittany’s little ass.

by WarrenGold August 29, 2018

Hansel & Greteling

Taking a girl out of your league on multiple dates in hopes of fattening her up- then when her self-esteem is lowered she bangs you.

Dude, I swear before I started Hansel & Greteling her she was a 10.

by Peanutbutter&belly September 23, 2018