Hurt-Tickle

When something hurts so bad it starts to tickle, as opposed to Ticklehurt, where it tickles and hurts at the same time

That scrape really Hurt-tickles.

by books234 August 22, 2025

William Hurt You

When you want to really mess someone up/would have really beaten someone silly.

“you’re getting me so pissed off, I really want to William Hurt You”

by AllyConda March 6, 2024

Does sex hurt after menopause?

An advertisement that I keep getting on here. It shows two happy old people walking.

Does sex hurt after menopause?
Idk, go and find out.

by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023

hurt butt strut

When you have been sodomized so hard that it makes you walk funny.

Brad got fucked so hard he's doing the hurt butt strut.

by Big Daddy Koon July 2, 2017

Hoop hurt

When you have a blazing hot curry one night and the morning after you get a burning sensation on your hoop

Boy 1 : Think I'll get the hottest curry on the menu

Boy 2 : Watch out you'll get hoop hurt tomorrow

by Mojojo September 24, 2015

My berginer hurts

Something Fernanda L would probably say cause her berginer hurts like hell

My berginer hurts grandson gimme some fish i needa shove that

by zayyumibelookingliekmonalisa June 7, 2018

Dick hurt

When your dick hurts a lot, like so much it feels like you just banged your friends mom, or like you just banged a pine cone wall either one works.

Omg I’m so dick hurt right now.

by Ashbo 94 April 14, 2020