holy trinity

The divine act of simultaneously penetrating all three orifices of a female companion, i.e. cock in vadge, finger up arse and tongue in mouth.
by EddsBlog November 25, 2007
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holy roller

Holy Roller was a derogatory expression for the classical Pentecostals who believed in dancing for joy with the Holy Spirit. The people who made up the expression were just rumor mongers who actually believed that Pentecostals actually rolled in the floor until they got holy. Some people misspell "Pentecostal" as Pentacostal.
If he is a Jesus Believing Pentecostal, he must also be a holy roller.
by TulseyJoe November 04, 2005
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holy schlit

having an abnormally huge penis, so big that you could effectively satisfy a prostitue that has 10 years of experience
Guy1: Did you find a good hooker?

Guy2: Yep, she was terrified when she saw my holy schlit
by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010
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holy frijoles!

1. an expression of awe/reverence when bearing witness to something awe/reverence-inspiring
similar expressions:
Oh my lord!
Holy Toledo!
Jiminy Crickets!

2. an expression of awe/reverence when finding out that some Mexican beans have received a priest's blessing

3. an expression of alarm when one sees Mexican beans that have been left in the fridge too long and have gone spookily moldy, and thusly, an apt double entendre

4. a pronouncement of alarm when one's guts start to gurgle violently after eating at a Mexican fast food restaurant and the need to get to a toilet immediately is forcefully recognized; also an apt double entendre, and/or, possibly a reference to the spiritual/daemonic/food-poisoning nature of frijoles recently eaten at said Mexican fast food restaurant
1.(a) Holy frijoles! That cruise ship is huge!
(b) I went up to ask the boss for a raise and, holy frijoles(!), he asked me to sit in the executive council!

2. These are not just ordinary frijoles, my friend, the good Father has blessed them for this Thanksgiving's food drive for the poor and needy -- they are "holy frijoles!"

3. Holy frijoles(!), these frijoles look like some kid's forgotten science experiment!

4. Holy frijoles!!! I shouldn't have had so many of those reheated ground beef & bean purée tacos from __(Mexican fast food restaurant name here)__ . If I don't get my ass to a toilet right NOW I'm going to shit myself!!! Aaaaauuggggghhhh!!!!!
by Burrito con Blarney September 07, 2013
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Holy SHIP!

An exclamation in place of holy sh*t.
Holy SHIP! No one told ME there was a pop quiz today!!!
by Sabeenerz August 11, 2008
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Holi-Whore

A person (male or female) who wears Holister more than anything else. (jeans, shirts, cologne, underwears, etc.) May be used as a stereotypical term such as emo, scene, or skater.
1. Guy 1:She wears way to much Holister.
Guy 2:I agree. Shes a Holi-Whore.
2. Can be used as plural. They all look like Holi-Whores.
3. (tip) should not be used infront of a Holi-Whore.
by Luke Conley March 18, 2008
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Holy water

Yo man I’m high off the holy water
by Gang lord February 23, 2019
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