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Skippin' and Hitchin'

The pre-fight gestures displayed by righteous brothers immediately preceding the opening of a can of Whoop Ass...on a boat dock...in Montgomery, Alabambambambama.
They rolled up on the USS Saltine skippin' and hitchin' after they saw that black man get jumped by a pack of white guys and then they kicked they asses.
by Tommi McLaughlin August 8, 2023
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Greek trailer hitch

You must first find a piano dolly or any form of chair with wheels then, with a willing participant who will be the hitch, while on the piano dolly shove your dry nuts into the hitch’s ass then have them haul you around.
Ok babe grab your best piano dolly because we’re Greek trailer hitching tonight.
by Skunk knuckles October 7, 2023
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snowy trailer hitch

The act of dipping your penis in cocaine then giving your partner anal sex.
We were high and wanted to try something new so I gave her the snowy trailer hitch and it was the best!
by SC rockstar January 19, 2024
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human trailer hitch

When a girl is sucking your balls while she is in missionary with another guy.
Man...she was fucking my friend and then she started gobbling on my nuts like a human trailer hitch.
by MB One February 19, 2025
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Florida handlebar hitchhike

After being anally fucked in missionary by your partner or significant other, you then get picked up and worn like a backpack. Meanwhile, your partner or significant other fucks a tiny dwarf bitch reverse cowgirl.
I just got a florida handlebar hitchhike and it was amazing
by ThatSquidy69 September 2, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
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