gentleman's handshake

When a male performs a tugjob on another male with the top of his hand.

The other night Tommy and Jeff were so drunk they stood across from each other and gave each other gentleman's handshakes.

by Biff Webster January 29, 2008

Mondo Handshake

While having anal sex with a girl, you reach around insert your fist into her vagina and give yourself a hand job through the lining.

I was having sex with a stripper who had a loose buthole, so I reached around and fisted her equally lose vagina and squeezed my penis through the lining to give myself a mondo handshake!

by itsgotom August 11, 2013

Alabama Handshake

A quick interracial male on male masturbation session.

A dishonest bet in which one party to the bet tries to change the agreement after the bet has been made.

"Jethro, you seen Billy Ray?"

" Yup Pa, I just saw him in your truck outside. He's giving Leroy an Alabama Handshake."

"That motherfucker Cletus says he won't pay up the bet I won. Trying to weasel out by saying it was just an Alabama Handshake."

by Dr Hymen Maximus January 15, 2021

Presidential handshake

The act of grabbing a female's genitals against her will. (Commonly referred to as sexual assault/sexual battery)

Mr Trump has tiny orange elf hands, but be that as it may he is famous for his presidential handshake.

by DonnyTBag November 10, 2016

sarasota handshake

Anal fisting at the end of a sensual massage.

The AMP gets $80 for an hour massage, $50 tip for a happy ending and $100 for a Sarasota Handshake.

by ArnoldBath June 26, 2015

The Golden Handshake

When your recieving a succulent handjob from a lass and you decide to release the golden stream of piss on to her

Aw lads did you hear about Rory last night? Sealed the deal with the golden handshake

by Strokeahole February 7, 2019

alt-handshake

The alt-fact name for a punch in the face

Man, did you see that hilarious clip of that Nazi fuckwit Richard Spencer getting an alt-handshake? So good.

alt-right, fashy, alternative facts, gaslighting

by klausfiend January 28, 2017