Whitey #1: What do you get when you cross a black bear and a grizzly bear?
Whitey #2: I dunno.
Whitey #1: A Grizzizzle Bear.
Whitey #2: That's not racist fo rizzle.
Whitey #2: I dunno.
Whitey #1: A Grizzizzle Bear.
Whitey #2: That's not racist fo rizzle.
by kbehcon February 4, 2010
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Bree: Travis! Trim those fingernails of yours! And while you're at it why don't you clean the dirt out from under them!
Travis: Kitten, those aren't my fingernails. These are my Grizzly Gloves. And that's not dirt. It's the blood of insurgents.
Travis: Kitten, those aren't my fingernails. These are my Grizzly Gloves. And that's not dirt. It's the blood of insurgents.
by Honey Bree July 22, 2010
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Get the Grizzlenard mug.Can't keep up with that dude. He keeps grizzlymandering. When you think you finally figured him out, he grizzlymanders in a different direction and just messes up your whole shit.
by julioDonjulio October 21, 2010
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Get the grizzly beaver mug.A granpa who is as big as a grizzly bear or some other big animal. Often used grankids of former lumberjacks. Especially between Nicholas Riker and Ben Cranston.
Nick: This is kinda crazy. You're like a big grizzly bear!
Ben: You're right. After all, I am your Grizzly Granpa!
Nick: Am I a grizzly bear cub?
Ben: You sure are!
Ben: You're right. After all, I am your Grizzly Granpa!
Nick: Am I a grizzly bear cub?
Ben: You sure are!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 8, 2010
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Nick: This is kinda crazy. You're like a big grizzly bear!
Ben: You're right. After all, I am your Grizzly Granpa!
Nick: Am I a grizzly bear cub?
Ben: You sure are!
Ben: You're right. After all, I am your Grizzly Granpa!
Nick: Am I a grizzly bear cub?
Ben: You sure are!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 7, 2010
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