Govea

Obscure tribe of fun-loving Californians who shout "Eamus Edere!" at restauarants and are fond of laughing. Can sometimes be found in Maui.

I wish those Goveas would stop carrying on like that! I can't hear my waiter.

by Katharine March 30, 2005

movie goer

Two women who go to the movies together on a regular basis. They may be mistaken for two lonely lesbians, but in actuality they enjoy bickering over who pays for tickets and buys popcorn. They may snuggle in the back row, but no one knows.

Candida and Tracy enjoy going to chick flicks while people stop and stare at the normal movie goers.

by brevinlova1 December 20, 2009

east indian giver

To give a non material object to some one ans ask for it back. E.i Idea

Tony had a great idea for a new blender and gave his idea to James, but Tony saw the profit in that and asked for his idea back!

by KrakpoT August 30, 2005

Crispin Glover

Breaking the magic shell by slapping one's penis on a girl's forehead.

"I gave her a nasty Crispin Glover"

by The Nitwitz January 23, 2004

Government Vacation

1) To be deployed to another country for military service. Usually as a result of forced conscription eg: WW2, Vietnam. More recently it can be due to poverty and/or stupidity eg: Iraq, Afghanistan.

2) To be detained and moved to another country by the Government in order to be tortured. Also known as extraordinary rendition.

Take a Government Vacation and you may never come back.

David Hicks enjoyed a 5 year Government Vacation in Cuba.

by kittridge October 18, 2008

Governmooch

being a bum, living off the GOVERNMENT, sucking the life out of everyone around me and mooching from people who are sick of taking care of me.

"Look at that chick that keeps popping out kids that she can't afford...such a governmooch! But that is a sweet Prada bag she's carrying!"

by UR MOM TX September 8, 2009

Government Pudding

Sweet Sweet Government Pudding. The minimum number of sick days an employer is required by law to provide as part of your salary package. Pudding days are not be used when legitimately sick (if you feel crap already, you may as well go to work) but are to be used as MHD's, Sonic playing days, nice day for a beer garden days, dude i got the huge bag gunja days, CBF days or potentially (though not advised) shit, gotta clean - mums coming for dinner days

"gonna be a top day today, lets go the pub"
"cant, gotta go the fucking hell hole"
"screw that, time for a serve of good old government pudding"
"cough, cough. i'll make the call"

mmmm sweet sweet pudding

by SkankyMcPants July 19, 2010