Gooch Cooch

a particular pubic hair patch shaped into the Gucci symbol, commonly worn by females....and more commonly worn nowadays by homosexual males.

"ooh, jesus chriiiitht, would you lookit that Gooch Cooch?! It totally doesthn't go with those bewts".

by Courtney R. Klein November 16, 2007

gooch

refered to as the big landing strip between those rusty peaches and your cornhole

aw dude i got a date tonite can u shave my gooch

by mathew sanchez September 1, 2010

Gooch

The Wooley Crack between the Ass-Hole and the Ball-Sack

When i saw the gooch it looked like a sheep was sleeping there.

by Stoegenhousenvanderhougal March 22, 2011

Gooch

The part Between your Anus and your balls... Sometime may be hairy.

Gosh Todd you sure do have red gooch hairs!

p.s. pope is gay!

by GOOCH MASTER April 23, 2006

Gooching

Verb: to gooch - to emulate ones peers in a feeble attempt to further ones social standing

"That kid keeps gooching Dan and its starting to get on my tits"

That kid acts so goochy

by Allen Smith-Jones December 16, 2008

Gooch Features

to have a face or a part of your body that resembles the area around and between a boys nutsack and asshole, 'gooch', essentially calling them ugly or retarded looking.

Man, that boy has gooch features!

Shut the fuck up, gooch features.

Hahaha look at the gooch features on that A-Hole.

by natttaliex February 28, 2010

gooch-masseuse

one who takes pride in fondling the area between a dude's balls and asshole

guy 1: who is that guy talking to my girlfriend?!

guy 2: don't sweat it dude, that guy is a total gooch-masseuse.. his boyfriend is standing by the penis ice sculpture.

by slavehead February 18, 2011