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Goober

Its a word that Ron created. Made, and uses.

It's also a word that is trying to be stolen by, Seana H. But its not aloud.
goober is Ron's word, stop stealing it!
by Ron May 29, 2004
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glooper

When a girl sucks the glue of a guys dick and may get her lips suck on
Man, she gave me the best glooper up and till we had to go to the emergency room.
by Mike May 7, 2005
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goober

Goober:noun

A straight up pimp who does nothing but mac on "hott babes" all day. This playa hits the clubs and bangs the babes, hes what Wilson was talking about
man, that Mike Jones is a real Goober
by shawntheCanadianfromCanada September 4, 2005
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gomper

Alternative spelling: gompa

Obscure insult of dubious origin, recently given a crass crowbar back into public use in a tragically ill-scripted advert for Bisto Gravy.

Conceivably made up by a PR exec with too much time on his hands, hoping to get some kudos for starting a new trend.
You know that tedious 'friend' you have who thought it would be cool to try and coin a new word by overusing it constantly, despite it having utterly no meaning and sounding ridiculous? He's a gompa!
by wooty December 24, 2004
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goober

An overly enthusiastic tow truck driving redneck ignoramus covered in grease that stinks of way to much tobacco, marijuana, coffee, baby powder and High Karate colon
my boss got wired on his coffee and took apart the bosses brand new Chevy pickup to find out how it works,he is such a GOOBER.
by Robinrobby August 21, 2007
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Goober

A precious girl that is prestigious person/thing
My girlfriend is my goober
by KiD K February 21, 2015
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Goober

A rude and abrasive person on the internet whose go-to response to any disagreement is to threaten to rape or hurt you. Cannot accurately describe what they want to do to your genitalia, due to the fact that they have never seen it before.
1. "Wow, this goober thinks it's okay to threaten rape because I don't like Halo!"
2. "Goober here says that s/he wants to stuff my urethra into her/his butthole???"
by TheKubliest October 17, 2014
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