hatchetback gorilla

another word for a snatch. picture if you can, a giant brown and black gorilla, and picture even more if you can, what the aforementioned gorilla would look like a if you hacked at it with a short handled hatchet. A bloody hairy mess.

That hatchetback gorilla came out of the side hatch!

by HBG-greatest rock band in the world March 28, 2005

wild rainforest gorilla backbreaker

When having intercourse, the female lays face first on the ground. The male will climb up a tree, imitating a wild gorilla. The male then dives off a tree and lands on the female, inserting into her. The male then lodges onto the female, lifts her off his scrotum, and throws her 30 ft in the air. On her way down, the male will knee her in the back using his superhuman gorilla strength, which will crush her spine. This ends with the female laying on the ground cringing in pain, while the male inserts Raising Cane's sauce into the deceased uterus for lubrication, while watching Dave Ramsey's Total Money Maker.

Troy: "Damn, what happened to Gabriella?!"
Ryan: "I heard that Chad fucked her so hard her spine busted!"
Troy: "He must've done the Wild Rainforest Gorilla BackBreaker.."

by McNew Munge 69 June 23, 2016

gorilla finger

a line of cocaine the size of a gorilla finger

$trizz hates doing bumps, he prefers to do fat gorilla fingers of coke instead.

by Uphill $trizzy October 11, 2006

Gorilla Tag

A dumb Gorilla (not Monkey) game on VR headset mainly played by kids >11 where you tag eachother. The game is played by children who scream the n word and slurs and no one likes

"Hey do you play Gorilla Tag"
"Yeah"
"You Get No Bitches"

by idkwhattoputherelmao February 27, 2022

The Fuzzy Gorilla

This is a sexual act.
This is when the male ejaculates on the females nipples. Then he cuts off his or the pubic hairs of the female and puts them on her nipples so they stick from the semen.

It's Fuzzy Gorilla time!

Ew, don't make me do The Fuzzy Gorilla.

by Rhino Muffin February 7, 2008

gorilla woman

The gorilla woman is when a man shaves his pubic hairs before intercourse with a woman. He holds them in his hand durning sex, and when he is about to cum, he pulls out really fast and cums all over her face, throws the pubes at her face, and screams "Gorilla Woman!".

"Dude, I totally made Jackie a gorilla woman last night."

by Don Bauer October 28, 2005

Gorilla Lawn Mower

A person who eats out a hairy black woman; a person who performs oral sex on a nigger bitch with a hairy pussy; the act of cunnilingus with a hairy nigger.

Tom is a Gorilla Lawn Mower, he likes his bitches black and hairy.

or

Tom is going to start the Gorilla Lawn Mower, poor bastard is going to wish she shaved.

by dbroz February 25, 2010