hob goblin 

when a male performs self masturbation and curls up to himself and sounds like freakitty old man while ejaculating...he is performing the hob goblin.

Man I just walked in on kevin and he was hob goblin like a mofo... that nasty nigguh!!! WTF!!??

hob goblin by Frsh To Death April 17, 2010

chode-goblin 

One who gobbles the chode.

My friend bill is achode-goblin

chode-goblin by Steve August 10, 2003

Change Goblin 

A generally violent and egotistical person who always has change.

Hey Change Goblin! Hook me up on some of them Washingtons!

Change Goblin by Anonymous July 31, 2003

titty goblin 

1: A smaller man that is obsessed with knocking large breasts around and just getting in there for hours.

2: To Gobble or Gobbling on some large breasts. Really getting in there.

1: That guy is crazy in to cleavage. He is a huge titty goblin

2: Guy 1 - That girls melons are massive!

Guy 2 - If I was with her i'd be titty goblin

Guy 1 - Spend all my days livin up in there.

Guy 2 - I'd be like "gobble gobble gobble!"

titty goblin by Rammz February 26, 2014

gutter goblin 

A troll like female who is picked up or found in a less than classy establishment.

Man what happened to you last night, we lost you at the bar ?! - I ended up coming across this gutter goblin and bringing her home.

gutter goblin by BobbyDanny March 18, 2014

Giggle goblin 

biggest compliment you can give somebody in any situation

“My wife left me”
“Don’t worry you’re just to giggle goblin for her”
“Thanks man love you”

Giggle goblin by matthewc201828377 September 15, 2020

Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain

A term used to describe a part of your personality that is only attracted to games with excessive violence, excitement, and/or stimulus to keep you engaged.

"typically I am only motivated by gameplay because I have a special medical condition that me and my brother Isaac refer to as goopy goblin gamer brain" -Nakey Jakey in the first public use of the phrase

Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain by FryingPandaZip December 28, 2020