Getting High

The direct act of smoking weed.

Don't do drugs try getting high instead.

by C21H30O2 September 22, 2005

Get Active

A phrase made popular in East Oakland which means to "be about it". Also see "Bout dat action"

When you see me in the traffic, GET ACTIVE!

by EFMOBB! January 23, 2009

Getting EPIXed

When you have FIOS and order the entire movie package but somehow you seem to always want to watch the movie on the single movie channel "EPIX" that you somehow don't have and need to pay $9.99 a month more to have it.

Hey look, The Indiana Jones they never play on TV is on! Fuck my tits, it's the only channel I don't have! I'm fucking tired of getting EPIXed!

by This is EZ August 11, 2010

getting dickersoned

Dating back to the late 1700s was a family who were often found in groups preying on other people of inferior intelligence. Often mocking and having fun at the other people's expense. Correcting them when they were frequently wrong.
It is said that when found alone or very small groups they could appear to be sympathetic to others ill informed ideas or thoughts. But quickly gather almost out of thin air to harass and berate people of lesser intelligence. Tolerable in small groups but ruthless in large numbers much like a wolf pack.

I posted a false claim on social media and was quickly getting dickersoned

by Ma G January 22, 2017

get it jerkt

Internet slang for masturbation.

Yo dude, is that porn?

Yeah, I will soon get it jerkt.

by Calvin Broadus November 16, 2006

Getting Diagonal

When you have the whole bed to yourself and you take full advantage.

"Robs working all nite, looks like I'm getting diagonal!"

by teejones February 5, 2010

Getting Tutored

To get a vasectomy.

From the Farside cartoon where the dog yells out the car window to his dog buddy, "Hey Spot, I'm going to get tutored!"

My wife just popped out number 2 and is nagging me about getting tutored.

by Theo September 17, 2004