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generation gasp

(n.) -- the sighing sound one hears on both sides of the generation gap when one side says something the other side just doesn't quite agree with
"You know, every time I talk to my dad, he says a few things that just bother the heck out of me, and I know it's just the generation gap rearing its proverbial head again. It happens so often now, but of course always in a friendly way between younger daughter and older father, that it's more like a generation gasp these days, than a generation gap!"
by PRwiz101 February 25, 2012
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generation killer

Ending the family's lineage with no offspring.
joe is a generation killer because he refuses to have kids
by rank1world October 9, 2015
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generation wild

People who wander forest, beach or desert's naked
Generation wild stripped their clothes off to wander the Forest.
by Bitchenbarb October 20, 2015
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Gasperation

The feeling a tea enthusiast gets when he or she needs a cup of tea but there's only cheap supermarket dust in the cupboard. You drink it anyway.
Despite not having his favourite tea at the office, John went for a vending machine tea out of pure gasperation.
by _TeaClub_ June 19, 2016
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generation mifwiw

Generation milking it for what it’s worth:

Not so much a generation, as a breed displaying almost exponential growth since the Baby Boomers – well represented in 2017 within the white Anglosaxon 20 to 30 year old demographic.

The following are some characteristics typical of the MIFWIW:

• accepting praise and acknowledgment for others work and efforts;

• hoarder of (read: “witholds”) critical information for their own benefit;
• AWOL specialist when delivery, support and responsibility are required;

• completes and prioritises personal tasks and activities on others’ time;

• owns the badge of entitlement;

• devoid of conscience and remorse;

• plagiarist;

• smarmy – compensates for lack of integrity with double doses of charm
• cheater;

• high level expertise in scam techniques and so on…
A MIFWIW specimen can be identified by several things;
• Cannot shake hands with you as their hands are too busy delving into everyone elses pockets
• Cannot look you in the eye or hear your objections, as own head is tightly positioned up own arse
• On the rare occasion head is extracted, extra strong (usually brand name) sunglasses are worn to protect eyes from the apparent brilliant sunshine they ‘know’ emanates from own arsehole
• Can be observed in a secret moment, rotating on their own axis in the true centre of their own universe
He cheated his way through high school and his degree… and is proud of it, clearly he’s earned his generation MIFWIW high distinction….or… Mr MIFWIW won’t be here on Tuesday because that’s our delivery deadline but he’ll be here to collect the congratulations later in the week.
by Gen A-M March 16, 2017
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Gayserbation

When u sick ur own dick ,while masterbating
Yo homie , quit gayserbating in front of my mother, gayserbation is nasty
by Dez nutz 573 May 3, 2018
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Generation Gash

A Generation Gash is when someone has Sex with a girl’s gap and her mother’s gap or vice versa. If done within the same month you become a General!
Jamie: I ended up round a woman’s house the other day, and her daughter was sat at the other end of the room, I banged her last week!! They both had a massive generation gash!
by Henri the hoover May 17, 2018
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