crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body

Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean

by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022

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hoofin grannies

1. Throwing a lot of grenades, especially in gaming situations.

2. Tripping out; often in relation to drugs or alcohol

Me and my brother were playing halo and hoofin grannies at each other.

Dude this gear is intense. I’m hoofin grannies!

by daltana May 23, 2018

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Similar to a fan girl, but a mature woman who is obsessed with either fictional characters, actors, or other celebrities. A Fan Granny takes an interest in celebrity happenings the way your own grandmother is interested in your life. She will be there to cheer you on, and will be your fan through good times and bad.

Joyce is such a fan granny when it comes to Ryan Gosling, but its a different story with Mister Darcy.

by leggs1959 August 26, 2016

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Granny style

When a women begins to ferociously beat her lady meats for an extended period of time. So long that by the time their done, the women might as well be a grandma.

“Yo Aleesiah, been in her room for hours, she’s going in granny style”! She is still beating your lady meat??

by WolfFL November 3, 2023

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