FU-

Its the word “FUCK” but you never got to end it

1: “we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”
2: “FU-“

by .unl0ded_3rror May 27, 2023

Dung-Fu

The ability to write convincing-sounding bullshit.

"I can't believe I managed to bullshit my way through that exam! My dung-fu was strong."

by HMSPunafore November 14, 2017

Fu Q

A word that means ‘fuck you’, or if spelled ‘fuq’, fuck, that dumass middle schoolers use on their video games when their moms block swearing.

“Whadja name your car?” “Fu Q” “Haha that’s sick” “Mom thinks she’s so smart”

by pro2a July 15, 2020

kung fu porn

Watching hot girls do kung fu or other martial art.

"She's hot and can kick my ass. This is some quality kung fu porn"

by josefu0 May 18, 2017

Fu-man-chew

Eating a girl out that has the runs.

I went down on my girlfriend and she had the runs and left me with a fu-man-chew on my chin

by Eric70 September 11, 2016

Dumb Fu

When two people, whether mentally challenged, or intoxicated, or both, decide to get into a fight by trying to do the moves of various martial arts, only to awkwardly fall over themselves doing kicks and flips in the most uncoordinated and clumsy manner. Often involves the two participants ripping off their shirts and yelling like in a cheap Kung Fu movie.

"At the party, two dudes got wasted and started to argue - later they were fighting in the parking lot. Both were trying Dumb Fu, but got more hurt hitting the ground or pulling their muscles doing these crazy moves, than actually hitting each other! It was so funny to watch!"

by joe995 January 7, 2024

fu fu headed

When you feel high af but aren’t

Damm dude I’m so fu fu headed

by Vacuum March 21, 2019