shoe fudge

Dog poo on pavements or found virtually anywhere that hasn't been picked up by the dog owner.
Oh no! What's that weird smell in the car.... and then you look down and realise that you've trodden in shoe fudge and it's all over the accelerator pedal.
by wokka_wokka November 08, 2019
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Fudge Factor

"Cloud9 would be losing right now if it wasn't for the fudge factor
by Barry McCockenner October 20, 2021
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Fudge Dandy

A homosexual man, unwilling to come out, yet who willingly demonstrates a strong effeminate vibe via his expressions, dress, hand gestures, musical choices, and mannerisms. It’s thought these exaggerated motions are in response to his constant repression of his true self.
My gaydar is off the charts whenever Jeff comes around, when is that queen coming out of the closet? Pfft, that fudge dandy might as well be early Elton John.
by bigcoalshovel November 19, 2019
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Fudge Gloves

When a Gentleman or Gentlelady spends too much time with their fists rammed inside another persons fartbox, resulting in a thin layer of fudge like residue upon their hands.
Let me wash my hands before i eat this corn, I have total Fudge Gloves
by SemtexJack August 18, 2018
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NANTUCKET FUDGE

When you are fuking a fat chick from behind and at the same time sticking a harpoon handle up her ass. THEN after whaling away for a while you pull the handle out, she has explosive diarrhea all over you and THEN you yell out:

THERE SHE BLOWS LADDIE!!!!!
Dude what’s that smell?”

Sorry I got some Nantucket Fudge last night.”
by MartyKnucks October 12, 2022
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Fudge waffles

Somewhere in between 'shenanigans' and a curse word of your own choice. Can be applied to just about any sentence and/or situation. Prefably said in a Nixonesque way.

Can also be used as an adjective.
1:
"We're out of butter!"
"Fudge waffles!"

2:
"Fudge waffles! I sat on the fudge waffling egg carton!"

3:
"My cheeks wobble alot when I say fudge waffles. I also tend to spit extensively. Fudge waffles. Fudge waffles. See? You're wet."
by Marvin the Amputee June 08, 2015
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fudge packer

The person working in the chocolate factory between the chocolate pourer and the paper twister.
If the fudge packers are underpaid, they go on strike and the fudge sweets are all chocolate.
by Fearman November 02, 2007
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