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Fucktard 

Noun: Andrew Zuerner of Illinois.

Man of genius...NOT.
Synonym: Ass Wipe, Bottom of the food chain.
Every family has a Fucktard in it and Andrew is the one in the Zuerner family.
Fucktard by Downtown Pipster June 14, 2014

Socially fucktarded 

Someone who people forget are in the conversation because they don't talk, then when they do it usually comes off as gay or weird. They live extremely dull lives because of the hatred to trying new things and hanging out with people.

They are usually extremely pale due to the lack of interaction with civilization and have been friend zoned by every love interest ever (if the socially fucktarded has talked to one).
1. Dude Jared is so socially fucktarded, I tried talking to him the other day, and he just responded with different fruit.

2. Dude Houston is such a social fucktard, I havn't seen him outside in 2 months.
Socially fucktarded by Heisenbergg January 1, 2012

fucktard 

fucking annoying internet kliche-word spreading wider and making more damage than ayb and ackbar combined. Spawn of lousy sites as fark.com and its ilk. A simple and pure sign of associations with the lowest of internet humor. Burn it with fire.
lol fucktard france surrenders lol
fucktard by eple September 10, 2003

fucktard 

Hello Mr. retarded person you are a fucking tard.
fucktard by And, rew September 29, 2003

fucktard 

A male in his mid-20's that has mannerisms and vocabularly similar to Kelso from That 70's Show.
Why is that guy that works in the mall so fucktarded?

Fucktard 

an abbreviation for f-cking retard that keeps you form wasting your breath on a f-cking retard
"What a f-cking retard!"

becomes

"What a Fucktard!"
Fucktard by Jessica Obregon September 14, 2007