Gas station friend

Someone who you don’t really talk to or keep in touch with but act extremely chummy when they see each other

Me: Erich Is that your gas station friend Jason?? You should go say hi to him!!

(Goes over to talk)

*Twenty minutes later*

Erich: Dang I’m gonna miss Jason

by Lil fetus March 3, 2019

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Fox News friend

A friend who is as supportive to you as Fox News is to any US Republican politician or talking point. This friend is the loudest cheerleader for your every success and is completely blind to any of your faults, literally bending reality to make you feel better.

C: "Hey, I accidentally murdered a busload of nuns, and I need you to help me bury the bodies"
M: "Oh yeah? I'm sure those bitches had it coming though... and instead of burying them, I'll go get some acid or lime for you fam."
C: "You truly are my Fox News friend, I can tell you anything."

by Zizektronic November 20, 2019

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National boy best friend day

National boy best friend is December 1st.

National boy best friend day is Tomorrow

by volleyballlgirlll November 30, 2019

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Fuck a Friend Day

Fuck a Friend day is on April 09th.

It is the Day you should fuck a Friend of Yours.

What Day is on April 09th? Fuck a Friend Day!

by Milfhunter2021 April 2, 2021

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Scary dog friend

Basically a friend that is scary to others outside of the friend group, the person is usually alt and they have the same effect on strangers as walking with a Rottweiler

Alex is my scary dog friend, when I want to walk alone at night I call them

A.J. Scares off creeps, he's totally a scary dog friend

by Jupiterianperfection May 6, 2021

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