Fridge goblin

Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.

Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.

Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.

The fridge goblin ate half of my Creamsicle and put it back in the box with no wrapper.

by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025

fridge

notes on the fridge

Love, double shift tonight. left you beer in the fridge. chicken broth ready. chop something into. leave me a goodnight ciggy. 🖤🦍

by Krkič July 8, 2019

fridge butter

Dried male semin.

"Dude, I see the fridge butter in her hair!"

by Jaydasaur5 September 23, 2017

Fridge cigarette

Basically an energy drink but its slang for people with caffeine addictions

Duuude I need a fridge cigarette because I got a headache and havent had one since yesterday.

by Thatguywithcaffeine June 29, 2025

Fridge Police

An entity or group of entities that try to dictate to the general populace as to what they can eat. For eg the Rashtriya Swayam Sevak Sangh (RSS for short), a modern day KKK equivalent from India seeks to impose restrictions on dietary choices. You can't eat beef or meat. Can't drink etc.

The Fridge Police influenced lawmakers in the Indian state of Gujarat to outlaw all non-vegetarian food.

by NakliTechie January 26, 2021

Fridge temperature IQ

Someone who’s so stupid they don’t even have room temperature IQ and their IQ is the same as the temperature of the fridge

Bro this girl I met is so stupid she doesn’t even have room temperature IQ, she has fridge temperature IQ

by The Homeless Scholar July 7, 2025

Fridge

Xbox series x ha ha ha XD XD XD XD

Guy 1: This fridge is the shit! Where'd you get it from?
iJustine and Snoop Dogg: We got it from Microsoft.
Guy 1: The hell? How in the fuck do you get a fridge from fucking Microsoft!?

by Uniaer November 30, 2020