Alaskan flat tire

A dog that is either lazy, injured, crippled, or dead. This comes from the fact that dog sleds are a well-known form of transportation in Alaska and that if anything bad were to happen to any one of the sled dogs, well, you know, the sled would falter like a car with a flat tire.

"Fuck, my dog's leg just broke! I've got an Alaskan flat tire here and I need to rush him to the vet fast!"

OR

"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"

by Terminus_Est August 1, 2016

holding it flat and that

DEFINITION 1- South Australian slang used to describe ones ability to achieve a large amount while sitting around discussing hot topics with friends and never actually achieving anything at all.

DEFINITION 2- South Australian slang describing the speed of your emotion while under the influence of narcotics.

yeh mate ive just been sitting round" holding it fucking flat and that".

fuck it ill just be" holding it flat that".
yo cunts cracker day "holding it flat and that"

by oldmateflatchat March 5, 2019

flat

n. change for a twenty consisting of one $10 bill, one $5 bill, and five $1 bills. Used primarily in the service industry.

Hey, Mikey, give me a flat for this twenty.

by doormat April 30, 2004

Flat Rock

The armpit of Southeast Lower Michigan.

I dated a girl from Flat Rock last year, she was white trash and her dad was a Walmart Wolverine. But at least she put out.

by TicklemeEmo October 10, 2005

flat

A circular crack rock, coming straight from the pot.

Flats look like flapjacks -- Pancakes? You don't know.

by ziptnf October 31, 2007

studio flat

a one room, over priced box. Normally containing a kitchenette (2 ring hob if your lucky and a plug)with open plan lounge/bedroom.

Perfect for hobbits and people with no real friends.

Knock, knock;
hold on, i need to fold away the bed before i can open the door to my studio flat.

by badgerballer May 25, 2007

Flatbush

Yeah he's right. I heard it on RETURN OF THE CROOKLYN DODGERS (song)

Whiteys can sell on the corner of flatbush

(basically he sayin how much harder black people have it then white people and he's saying like ya they can sell there instead of us)

by some polak September 20, 2004