flaming asscanos

taking a shit that burns your ass hole and singes the ass hairs

dude I have the flaming asscanos so bad I don't think I have a ass anymore

by itsme1978 October 21, 2013

Faking Up

Breaking up with someone you never actually dated; ending an ambiguous non-dating relationship.

I saw John faking up with Jane in the parking lot.

by dakotabrownpaw December 17, 2014

Flaming Water Buffalo

The act of shoving a fire hose up someone's rectum, while they are filling up with water, you light their pubes on fire.

Dude, I gave him a flaming water buffalo last night. It smells like burnt pubes out here.

by tommy salami May 13, 2015

flaming penis

When after taco night you are having anal sex with your partner and you get a jalapeño seed stuck in your dick hole!

OH SHIT!!!! I got a flaming penis....

by Bobby leche March 3, 2016

Flamingo and a Dingo

A relationship between a beautiful person and an asshole.

Sam and Ollie's relationship is like a flamingo and a dingo.

by zizzlezazzle August 11, 2018

Flaming hot donkey

When u put a condom on your penis then pour hot sauce on it and shove it up her ass

I burned her with my flaming hot donkey last night it was wild

by A1.sauce May 11, 2021

The Flaming Cock

A Dencorub handjob

Brent isn't gonna make it to brunch this morning; Sharon gave him The Flaming Cock last night.

by RKilly June 23, 2019