I have betrayed thee! fetch thy rope!

He betrayed jesus because he was a fuck face and now hes swinging from a tree!

jesus got spiked because of this man and he hung himself so jesus wouldnt torture him to death.

by da hood' January 2, 2005

fetch

the new show on pbs that makes kids want to throw up on their dogs

Fetch! with ruff ruffman will always be the shitiest show to ever hit shit

by SpongeSebastian June 11, 2006

Felch Around

A man how perfoms a reach around with another man, and the dives in with a mcdonalds straw and extracts his engine lubricunt and ingest's it via an oral means.

Mike gave Richard a felch around, with exquisit results i.e he loved the cock!!

by Rimmy the 3rd July 26, 2003

felch

1. All the shit above

2. The name you give to that random black dude that thinks he can hang with your crew just cuz he's black. Felch is usually a half-black dude, most likely French and Black. He will undoubtedly be closet-status gay.

Felch aka (insert name): Hey Jamal, Dre! Whaddup my niggas! We gon' smoke five blunts tonight, right guys?

Jamal/ and or Dre: Shut up Felch.

Felch: You guys is wack. I'm goin home, squares.

Dre: good.

by The Tomster October 2, 2005

feesha

nick name of shifa

feesha is shifa

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

fetch

Beautiful, attractive; as in something or someone that is very fetching.

Man, did you see that mustang, that thing was fetch!

by Satia September 2, 2014

zombie felching

When a person ejaculates into their partners anus, proceeds to suck it out with a straw, spits it into a random persons face and shouts "zombie felching!"

I've got a surprise "Zombie Felching!"

by Trobert651 November 21, 2014