Fudge Bandit

An insult one uses jokingly towards his mate who is a homosexual

“James you fudge bandit stop fucking around and come on call”

by TT040302 November 8, 2020

NANTUCKET FUDGE

When you are fuking a fat chick from behind and at the same time sticking a harpoon handle up her ass. THEN after whaling away for a while you pull the handle out, she has explosive diarrhea all over you and THEN you yell out:

“THERE SHE BLOWS LADDIE!!!!!

“Dude what’s that smell?”

“Sorry I got some Nantucket Fudge last night.”

by MartyKnucks October 12, 2022

fudge christian

A fundamentalist Christian that is secretly gay

DId you see those Fudge Christians at the Trump rally patting each other's asses?

by mackwackery July 17, 2019

Fudge knuckle

When you put your finger up a butt during sex/foreplay, and you go a little too deep, resulting in a bit of poo on your knuckle.

Dude1: how'd it go with that chick last night?
Dude2: not bad. She wanted me to finger blast her butthole, so I did, but I got a little over zealous and ended up with a fudge knuckle.
Dude1: oh man. that's fucked up!
Dude2: yeah, but she ended up riding me all night so....

by Huge hammer69 June 25, 2021

cold fudging

When you're a gay male into necrophilia.

Dude, Jeff just got arrested for cold fudging all night at rosewood cemetery.

by rmme56 October 27, 2017

fudge packer

The person working in the chocolate factory between the chocolate pourer and the paper twister.

If the fudge packers are underpaid, they go on strike and the fudge sweets are all chocolate.

by Fearman November 22, 2007

fudge cakes

when u fuck a girl in the ass and u get shit on your balls.

dude this bitch gave me fudge cakes

by Steve Turak May 21, 2007