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Frosty Johnson 

Doing strange or foolish things in real life in order to dilute search terms for something you want to bury online.
Boris Johnson was out there frosty johnsoning again -- talking about how he likes to paint red buses. It's even more blatant than that Warner Brothers announcing a fake live-action Frosty the Snowman movie to distract from workplace harassment allegations.
Frosty Johnson by Forklift Buddy October 1, 2021
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Frosty cocko 

When your wieners so cold, you gotta wrap your bag around it and hold it in your hand
Hey CP whatcha holding there?

CP says “it’s so cold, I got the frosty cocko”
Frosty cocko by Rosiecredit October 12, 2021

Frosty Pop 

When you slurp a slushie out of a chicks vagina
Wanna go to 7 11 so we can do a Frosty Pop later?
Frosty Pop by Lebaker November 21, 2021

Frosty Knickers 

A person who is sexually frigid and unlikely to be sexual, even with a reasonable partnership match.
Frosty - as in barren, frigid, unfertile, too cold to show any signs of life in there/unwilling to have any life in those knickers/panties under any circumstances. Frosted over so as to be immovable to allow access to what is clothed by the knickers/panties.
Not to beconfused with voluntary or enforce chasticy, Incel, celebacy, sapiosexual or demisexual.
"That person has Frosty Knickers/Panties - they resist any kind of sexual talk or respectful approaches because they're irrationally oppositional to having sex with their perfect Partner who they would otherwise find highly sexually attractive."
"Damn girl! Have you got Frosty Knickers now you've got me into your bedroom, I thought you were joking about looking at your etchings."
Frosty Knickers by MattJKing71 November 29, 2021

Frosty The Blowman

When you cram a snowball in your mouth and immediately perform fellatio.
Her mouth was so cold on my dick it felt like I was getting a Frosty The Blowman
Frosty The Blowman by StopsLeaksFast December 12, 2021

Frosty Bear 

That frosty bear is so cold! He needs to warm himself up by setting fire to his farts.
Frosty Bear by Puffsi Bear January 18, 2022

Frosty Hammilton

A grapefruit trick but with a Wendy’s frosty
Yo my girl gave me a frosty hammilton last night. My duck is still ice cold.
Frosty Hammilton by Hammilton February 14, 2022