Fred

bit of twat

Person 1: He's a fred, innit?

by cecimmi June 7, 2023

Fred

He has the award of "most likely to steal your girlfriend Ava". It's true. He is also your personal therapist when needed. He also is a great comedian and prankster. if you want to date him, be warned. He might prank you when you least expect it.

person 1: did you hear about Fred? He stole my girlfriend!
Person 2: what was the girl's name?
Person 1: ..Ava....

by Orchid Malfoy May 3, 2021

Forceful Fred

When your girl doesn't really want to and you initiat physical play that eventually turns into insertion.

My girl wasn't really trying to last night, but I got her to fight a lil and it all worked out. Lil forceful fred.

by RojoLoco January 23, 2009

Fred Porter

Fred Porter is a large African-American male currently residing in Converse, Texas. Although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. Contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does NOT make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) Madison AND his dog is LESS cool than hers.

Madison: "Rub my feet"

Fred Porter: "Yes, master"

I love you :)

by Madison is tha boss September 1, 2010

Fred

A Mobile Game Character who wears a white shirt with a Recycle logo on it and has ginger hair. He always gets chased by The Grim Reaper in a Castle that nobody knows who owns it and that "Castle" has a bottomless pit that God Knows what is in there!

Person 1: Do you play Running Fred? Person 2: yes and it does not make sence

by BananaMan1907 September 18, 2020

Fred

my sci skeleton that we started a cult for

The Fred cult will never falter.

by TheRealFishyFries January 12, 2023

Dry Fred

The act of giving a male a hand job with no lubricant.

Hey man, did you hear Nicole gave John a dry fred last night?

by Vansandaskimask January 14, 2020