Five-Dollar Footlong

Five-Dolar Footlongs are tasty and inexpensive sandwiches available only at Subway! And the jingle is often parodied.

Five-Dollar, Five-Dollar, Five-Dollar Footlongs, at Subway!

by YouAreOnTheTrumanShow May 1, 2008

Five finger death punch

Getting fisted while on your period.

I heard that girl got five finger death punched.

by RustyyShacklefordd November 16, 2014

five bagger

Five strikes in a row in a game of bowling (offcial name).

I just got a five bagger!

by Chris March 26, 2003

Five Guys Burger

A sexual act wherein a person is quintuple penetrated by five men. Often, the subject is sandwiched between two or more of the men.

Today I had a five guys burger for the first time.

by zerosandwiches July 12, 2012

five - 0

When the cops roll around

five -0! runnn

by K Schizzle February 10, 2003

Five-incher

5 inches erection.

Modest erection.

Short erection.

A five-incher is a penis that is too short to please women who like well-endowed men.

"He's not big enough for my pussy... He's got a five-incher..."

by Bobmodest June 30, 2009

Five-dollar Footlong

An "offer" introduced in the preceding months by those fools at Subway, a US submarine sanswich franchise.To be quite honest, this is one of the most insipid names for a deal that any marketing department has ever created. I'm sorry, but what the fucking hell is this shit? A five-dollar footlong? Are you motherfucking kiding me? Any fifth-grader can realize that "five-dollar footlong" sounds like an offer to take a pecker for five dollars. What the hell is this shit? A five-dollar footlong? Are you going to ask me if I want some mayonaise on that shit? Old bitch-ass motherfuckers. This is just destined to create misunderstanding, as follows:

Anonymous Agent #1: Hey man, I'm hungry as a motherfucker. You wanna get something to eat?
Anonymous Agent #2: You could go to Subway and get a five-dollar footlong.
Anonymous Agent #1: What are you saying about me, son? You saying I like dick?
Anonymous Agent #2: (Confused) What? Nah, man, I'm just saying that Subway has a 12" sandwich for only $5.
Anonymous Agent #1: Fuck you, man. I don't take no shit. (pulls a nine)
Anonymous Agent #2: What the fuck, man?! Why you pullin' the gat?
Anonymous Agent #1: And this is for that "double-whopper" jive you were pulling of me last week, you punk bitch. (Shoots Anonymous Agent #2)
Anonymous Agent #2: (Crying) What the fuck, man? I was just trying to help, son...
Anonymous Agent #1: That's right, cry like the little bitch that you are...
Anonymous Agent #2: WHY SUBWAY?! WHY...?!

Conclusion: Subway ruins lives.

Thank you for your time.

by MuigiKalash January 29, 2009