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February 1st

The day you ask your crush out. Don’t be a chicken be BOLD. He/She might say yes..
by Itzflashyfox January 14, 2020
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Fuck-Your-Friends February

A challenge to see how many of your friends you can have sex with.
I am gonna love Fuck-Your-Friends February!
by Spencerport_Nagger December 3, 2018
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16 February

Yo when is Theweeknds birthday?

- 16 February
by Itsyoungdaggerdick January 26, 2021
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Febuary

The way that all complete morons/cretins pronounce the second month of the year. Which, by the way, is FebRuary.
Guy 1: Hey, what month is it?
Guy 2: Febuary.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Febuary.
Guy 1: Dude, it's pronounced 'fe-BRU-ary.'
Guy 2: Nuh-uh. I read it in a book at the libary.
Guy 1: Libary?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: I fucking hate you.
by Melaniewasborninfebruary April 22, 2009
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February 8

Anyone born on the day had a long penis and is fucking hosted at everything they do 〽️
Yo that nigga karim Was born February 8 no wonder why he’s so cool
by Cockrim October 17, 2019
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Febuary 5

The day the most gorgeous, hilarious, crazy, weird, perfect person was born. The definition of ✨heather✨ Never leave her/ him if they were born on this day because there the real ones ❤️
Girl: Wow Emma’s so perfect
Other girl: Well duh she was born on febuary 5
by Penny❤️ November 3, 2020
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February 22

National horny/hickie day. Get turned by someone and have some fun.
Today is February 22. You wanna come over.
by Bryson Kade October 15, 2019
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