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Evan

The average name given to a donkey or a gorilla.
I just fed Evan yesterday, all he wanted was hay!
by The thesaurus guy January 13, 2023
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Evan is the single handedly the most jaw dropping, eye popping, hunk of a man you will ever have the pleasure of laying eyes on.
Women drool over him and men turn gay, hes simply irresistible.
Girl 1: WHO IS THAT HUNK OVER THERE
Girl 2: Thats evan!!
Guy 1: I think im gay now
by Evanlover89 January 15, 2023
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Evan is an amazing person.He makes the funniest jokes,he is very kind hearted and if you have a chance with an evan just know your going to have the best life.Most Evan's may not have the best friends but he is way better and has a way different personality then the people he knows.Even is very smart.He has wonderful brown eyes like a puppy dog.If you ever get the chance to meet even better be in love your gonna love your life after you meet Evan.

-if a certain Evan ever comes across this just know that a blonde blue eyed girl really likes you,Also know that your a wonderful amazing person and all lot of people would agree with me
Girl:I wish I was with an evan
Friend: your gonna have the best life with an evan,they are so kind hearted and amazing.
by Lola0824 January 17, 2023
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he is probably kind of, rude. but who cares? he is like a guardian and he is just so lovely to you some.
no way! are you hanging out with Evan? I heard he is so popular!
by aandr3q_ March 17, 2023
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This name is for someone who will love you with all their heart and is legit the nicest person but if you break up with them or stop your friendship they will not be texting you back, asking to be friends again, talking to you, or anything else. Prepare for your entire relationship to end. Because they don’t need time or an apology. Their mind is made up on the spot.
Me: “evan I’m sorry about what I did can we please be friends again”

Evan: “that’s great…” *walks away*
by Lily the sunflower March 21, 2023
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Your average Evan who plays trombone and has invisible eyebrows.
by ThePercussionVibes February 7, 2023
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Your really Evan
by lahbfj February 9, 2023
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