Eskimo Popsicle

A frozen turd used as a dildo.

Marcia, is the eskimo popsicle ready yet? I'm soooo horny!

by Secret Ego May 6, 2010

Eskay

A boosted mercy 1 trick

Dang man I wish we didn't have Eskay on our team.

The lack of Eskay in this (thing) disturbs me

by notlep April 21, 2019

Eskimo Pie

A sexual act in which a man defecates, ejaculates, and urinates on a woman's (or man's) hair, then sets the person's hair on fire.

Man #1: Man, I don't know how to break it to my girlfriend.

Man #2: Just give 'er the ol' Eskimo Pie!

by Wolfedogg April 4, 2008

Eskimo Cousin

Girls who have had sexual relations with brothers, or guys who have had sexual relations with girls who are sisters are called eskimo cousins.

Brittany: I had sex with Anthony.
Shelby: Hey, I had sex with his brother!
Brittany: That makes us Eskimo Cousins! Aye girl get it!
Shelby: Anthony's brother is way hotter.

by anon293920 September 4, 2013

eskified

The process of having placed something an esky

Person 1: What happened to your purple monkey?
Person 2: I eskified it!

by mel-bel November 5, 2008

eskibilly

The inherent qualities of the Natives of the North, coincide with the hillbillies of the deep Southern United States. These people are terribly unattractive, hilariously incompetent, and have a knack for sleeping with one another regardless of sex or family affiliation. The latter has been well documented in the villages of Alaska as being a rite of passage for the Native man. Of course, in male dominated, primitive societies, the women have virtually no say in the matter.

Lastly, missing teeth make this assumption of similarities a lock for fact, rather than fiction.

I flew out to the bush this last week where I was nearly raped, shot, and offered really cheap booze. My mom always told me to stay out of eskibilly country.

by Sybill demille October 6, 2009

Eskimo Winter

When you go through the whole winter season without trimming or shaving your pubic hair.

"Dang you've got a huge bush going on down there!" "Yeah its an eskimo winter for me"

by EskimoMan555 November 16, 2009