The inherent qualities of the Natives of the North, coincide with the hillbillies of the deep Southern United States. These people are terribly unattractive, hilariously incompetent, and have a knack for sleeping with one another regardless of sex or family affiliation. The latter has been well documented in the villages of Alaska as being a rite of passage for the Native man. Of course, in male dominated, primitive societies, the women have virtually no say in the matter.
Lastly, missing teeth make this assumption of similarities a lock for fact, rather than fiction.
Lastly, missing teeth make this assumption of similarities a lock for fact, rather than fiction.
I flew out to the bush this last week where I was nearly raped, shot, and offered really cheap booze. My mom always told me to stay out of eskibilly country.
by Sybill demille October 6, 2009