eskibilly 

The inherent qualities of the Natives of the North, coincide with the hillbillies of the deep Southern United States. These people are terribly unattractive, hilariously incompetent, and have a knack for sleeping with one another regardless of sex or family affiliation. The latter has been well documented in the villages of Alaska as being a rite of passage for the Native man. Of course, in male dominated, primitive societies, the women have virtually no say in the matter.

Lastly, missing teeth make this assumption of similarities a lock for fact, rather than fiction.

I flew out to the bush this last week where I was nearly raped, shot, and offered really cheap booze. My mom always told me to stay out of eskibilly country.

eskibilly by Sybill demille October 6, 2009

Elkabilly 

A rare breed of hillbilly (can be male or female) from Elkton, MD usually having some form of genetic inbred mutation specific to this region. How will you know when you’ve spotted one – they’ll pull up to Wal-Mart in a 89 Honda Civic with a can muffler, rims stolen off a 93 Civic, a wing mounted to the trunk that belongs on Formula 1 car, tinted windows that match the color primer the car is painted (tint and paint was purchased from Wal-Mart and they put it on), sound system (also purchased from Wal-Mart) bumpin to Eazy E-Boyz in the Hood, a skinny white boy gets out with pants down to his knees, wearing cowboy boots, a hoodie and hat that says git er done.

Man, that guy in Wal-Mart today was a definite elkabilly!

Elkabilly by choochoocachoo December 4, 2010