epic paradox

complete mind fuck, if you think about it for two long your brain will explode!

The next sentence is a lie. The last sentence was true.
Epic paradox!

I am a good driver. I am an asian woman.
Epic Paradox!

by bearded_wonder22 October 4, 2010

epic

Of great magnitude

(speechless)........ Epic.......

by smokincrak October 5, 2012

Epic Oregon Fail

Similar to Oregon Fail, an Epic Oregon Fail is any event that kills your entire party. These include a particularly nasty wagon wreck while trying to cross a river, or everyone dying before you reach the second outpost.

My entire party drowned in the first river? EPIC Oregon Fail!

by sp33do January 13, 2009

Epic Masterfail

A fail among fails, the failiest fail in all failness. Epic masterfails can only be executed by an accomplished failure, and usually results in shame, injury, humiliation, death, dismemberment, stds, ect. Epic Masterfails are something usually only witnessed once in a lifetime, so if you see one be sure to tell EVERYONE about it, because you'll never see another.

"Yo dawg George Bush's presidency was such an Epic Masterfail n shit."

by MackMrOrange April 25, 2009

epication

An epication is a vacation of epic proportions. Standard vacations kneel and weep before the awesomeness that is the epication.

A 3 day cruise to Cabo with house DJs spinning, hot chicas in bikinis, free drinks, and godly hangover food qualifies as an epication. By the way this exists - it's called groove cruise - webceleb.com

A trip to Disneyland with little runts everywhere and the ever present urine odor in the air is not an epication.

by d_artichoke June 18, 2009

epic

A word that needs to be filtered out from the Internet.

random tool: That was the most epic thing ever.

you: No, it wasn't.

random tool: Hell ya it was!!

you: Do you even know to use that word in the proper context?

random tool: Ya, just did.

you: Do you even understand the meaning of that word?

random tool: ...DERP!

by capnbarfy October 13, 2011

Epically Awesome

Something that is lightyears beyond being able to be described as awesome because it is so epic. Pretty much if something is this awesome, it is win. For reference, pretty much this can only describe one person in the world. Pretty much the only living thing known to this universe that can be described as this is Sam. End of Discusion.

Of course Sam's going to get that job. She's so epically awesome the manager would have to be a complete imbecille to not give it to her.

by Sage20500 September 24, 2011