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How to drink water 

Sometimes used as defining, "how do you do this" or being a stupid idiot actually not knowing how to drink water.
Sometimes even used for defining a person, or you is dumb.
"Uh.. How to drink water? So confusing.."
"LOL, He's like, 'uH hOw tO dRiNk wATeR, HA!"

extra small drink 

a radical departure from the fast food 'tub' , or 55 gallon drum of soft drink (ie: "ultra gulp")
requesting this at a fast food place definitely proves a 'foreign' concept
my dutch friends were horrified at all the sloppy fat americans, i told them to be sure an ask for an extra small drink when at a fast food place...

the order taker looked at me like i was INSANE! , when i requested an extra small drink @ michael and donald's !

get you a TANK of soft drink @ michael and donald's! , NOT an extra small drink ! , let's BULK UP !!

Cummin in ya mother's drink 

Why'd you look this up, it's probably because that's how you were born
I was cummin in ya mother's drink

Follow the Drink 

To take a picture of ones self holding a beverage (originally a canned soda, but all drinks are acceptable)

the picture must be posted as a profile photo or to a blog.
On Facebook, it is mandatory to "like" the photo, and the comments following.
It is also customary to comment after the photo with "Word?!"

"following the drink" was conceived august 1st, 2010 by 4 brilliant coworkers.
MSMV!
Person 1: "hey dude, why are you holding a soda in your FB profile pic?"

Person 2: " you shoud do it too, "Follow the Drink!"
Follow the Drink by D'Postrophe August 2, 2010

McDonald's Orange Drink 

A fantastic, almost magical drink supplied by McDonald's for public functions. Usually indicative of a long, drawn out, poorly prepared and funded school event (orange drink=suck). It tastes like orange, but only not realy. More like you mixed frozen orange juice, rain water, and paid a hobo a twinky to piss in it. That's much closer to the actual taste. But for some reason watered down orange piss failed in marketing. Go figure.
Upon seeing the McDonald's Orange drink little Billy knew he made a mistake going to the school's annual "Pasta Pigout". Horror ensued.

A "Quick Drink" 

used to calm a person’s nerves as they plot murder. Best if taken on an empty stomach, and when you have gone many days without sleeping. The lack of sleep and food helps this “quick drink” to intoxicate you to the fullest extent possible, while still only having a small amount of alcohol. This is used to remedy stressed caused by killing those close to you in order to achieve personal ambitious goals.