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pussy dork

a male over age 20 who is virgin solely because he is a binoculared pig type of geek/dorm
if you're a girl you're more likely, nowadays, to go for a pussy magnet rather than a pussy dork
by Sexydimma September 17, 2016
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Dork

"Wow, that dork is huge! It's like there's a ton of black holes underwater during mating season!" "Bill... It was banging a squid."
by Manipulat August 22, 2020
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Dork

A word that your man loves being called but will never want to admit too liking, it will make his heart melt every time, somtimes he will act stupid on purpose just so you call him a dork
Guy: yk when u switch to GEICO u could save 15% or more on car insurance
Girl: _____ ur such a dork

Guy:(is now smiling unstoppably)
by B1G RED August 28, 2022
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Discord Dork

People who use Discord entirely too much. Will go out of their way to purchase 10 years of nitro, obtain every single badge, and join every degen server ("furries", "femboys", emotes, etc.) just for social approval, and because they LITERALLY can't stand out any other way. These types of people are usually insufferable, avoidant, and addicted to pornography. Most likely a teenager, or a 27 year old neck-beard that hasn't managed to solve anything detrimental to themselves in life yet. Is also PROBABLYY 4th Wave Feminist. (Is male and actively participates in activities that degrade women, most likely secretly.)

Also probably barely showers, always somehow listening to Spotify, probably plays ROBLOX, has Moderator in multiple servers or is a "top member", attending every con / convention under the sun, ranting in their status, etc.
Wow, Marcuise makes Discord & Reddit his ENTIRE life! He actually spent $300 of his college fund on Reddit Premium and Profile decorations.. I think maybe you should avoid that guy. He's a Discord Dork and loves to participate in any socially destructive hivemind that he can.. Yikes..!
by jm.wav June 15, 2024
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Dork slot

(1990’s prison slang)
Someone who is dumb bitch. Typically used as a derogatory term, same as calling them a bitch.
“Touch my dick one more time and I’ll smack the shit out of you dork slot”
by 90’s nigga November 11, 2020
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DORK

Dork is an acronym which stands for Dominant, Oral, Rough, and Kinky
Her: You are such a DORK
Him: I know
by Swaney83 July 13, 2020
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emo dork

a socially awkward, weeb who often dresses in dark clothes, and has a hairstyle covering majority of their face
"Bro, did you see Elyse today? Such an emo dork!"
by awildboat September 23, 2021
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