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So I (20M) live in a ditch

One of the flairs on AmITheAngel. It’s unknown where this flair came from, and its origin post is likely deleted. The below example is an AITA-like shitpost demonstrating this nonsense.
AITA for shooting my parents’ neighbor’s dog for peeing in their yard?
So I (20M) live in a ditch. I went to my parents for the weekend and to my surprise, their neighbor’s dog was peeing in their yard. In the grass. And god forbid that happen. I was fuming. So I got out a gun and shoot him clean off the Earth. Everyone clapped. I went back home on Sunday night, and the neighbor saw his now dead dog in their yard. He saw red and blew up my phone to call me the AH. I calmly replied that I wasn’t, if it was his yard I wouldn’t have gotten involved, and I’d be extra pissed if it was mine. He said I live in a ditch so I don’t even have a yard (ugh I KNOW THAT I LIVE IN A DITCH GAWD). My parents, however, think I was in the right, even though that was animal abuse, but it was their yard and I was trying to protect it. So Reddit, AITA?
Everyone: NTA
by Delete this account now September 2, 2024
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D.J. Ditch

The D.J. ditch is when someone who always makes plans with you ditchs you all the time
Dude! Why did you D.J. Ditch me last night!?

My sister keeps being a D.J. Ditch...
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Ditch and dine

The art of ordering lobsters from kexribari and not paying
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Dick ditched

When a guy ditches you to hang out with his friends.
Female equivalent to being bitch ditched.
"Want to go out Lisa, I've been dick ditched!"
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Ditch

Ditch is a person who you do not think highly of, a woman who is a pass around, or someone you are completely finished with.
She is nothing but a ditch. I don’t want her.
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Ditch pig

A dirty 'ol unattractive you would take home from the pig scramble when the bar closes
Did you really take down that ditch pig from the bar last night?
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Ring Dong Ditch

The cellular version of a “Ding Dong Ditch”. When you call someone, and hang up with no further response or contact. Another version is calling (receiving no answer) and refusing to respond to their desperate attempt to get back to you.
I can’t believe you Ring Dong Ditched me.
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