by Stinkybozo January 18, 2021
Get the Disney Ellamug. Disney "Hey, bud. Whatcha got there?"
Iam "Um... This? Well... This is Star wars... It's got, like, space wizards and robots and intergalactic politics and stuff... And this is Marvel it's got, like, an alcoholic arms dealer with sub-clinical depression and ptsd who murders a bunch of people... AND aliens... And like, a couple of assassins who murder a bunch of people... And a rage monster that murders a bunch of people... And- Well, you get the picture."
Disney "Oh, cool man! Real cool! Give it here. Give it here. I'm gonna give it to my kids. And my wife."
Iam "What- No it's not really for them. It's for, like, men age 16-34 so... It's not even for them."
Disney "What? Nah! They'll love it. Yeah, give it here."
Hym "Yeah, no, I'll kill your kids. I'll kill them with your decapitated head. I'll kill you both and then I'll breed your wife and make NEW kids and then I STILL WON'T GIVE IT TO THEM BECAUSE IT ISN'T FOR THEM! And EVEN THAT would STILL BE LESS BRUTAL... Than the MOST BRUTAL THING... That has ever happened... IN THE THING... You're trying to steal."
Iam "Um... This? Well... This is Star wars... It's got, like, space wizards and robots and intergalactic politics and stuff... And this is Marvel it's got, like, an alcoholic arms dealer with sub-clinical depression and ptsd who murders a bunch of people... AND aliens... And like, a couple of assassins who murder a bunch of people... And a rage monster that murders a bunch of people... And- Well, you get the picture."
Disney "Oh, cool man! Real cool! Give it here. Give it here. I'm gonna give it to my kids. And my wife."
Iam "What- No it's not really for them. It's for, like, men age 16-34 so... It's not even for them."
Disney "What? Nah! They'll love it. Yeah, give it here."
Hym "Yeah, no, I'll kill your kids. I'll kill them with your decapitated head. I'll kill you both and then I'll breed your wife and make NEW kids and then I STILL WON'T GIVE IT TO THEM BECAUSE IT ISN'T FOR THEM! And EVEN THAT would STILL BE LESS BRUTAL... Than the MOST BRUTAL THING... That has ever happened... IN THE THING... You're trying to steal."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
Get the Disneymug. It used to be the best family-friendly film/TV show production company, but around the mid-2010s, it began it's downward spiral into wokeness and remaking woke live-action versions of the original movies that cut out major characters (like the live action Mulan. No Mushu or Cricket to be found). It got WAY worse after the pandemic, and now they're releasing a woke version of Snow White where Snow White is an average looking girl and the Queen is more attractive than the person she's supposed to be jealous of.
Disney seems to be Hellbent on destroying itself at this point. The new Snow White movie that has a bitchy actress playing the leading roll is probably going to push Disney over the edge. Walt Disney is probably causing earthquakes with how much he's turning in his grave. I'm done with the company. When I go to Orlando in the future, I'm going to Univeral so I can hang out with Count Dracula instead.
by Failurebitch March 7, 2025
Get the Disneymug. A female product of Disney that manages to reach mainstream media either by their singing or acting.
eg. Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Olivia Rodrigo, Selena Gomez, etc.
eg. Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Olivia Rodrigo, Selena Gomez, etc.
by ugly w October 27, 2021
Get the Disney Divamug. Girl A: I’m single but I feel like a princess in Disney… I’m getting post Disney depression.
Girl B: Yeah.. back to reality. I gotta go back to the strip club to find my prince horning.
Girl B: Yeah.. back to reality. I gotta go back to the strip club to find my prince horning.
by DaGodlyQueen April 30, 2022
Get the Post Disney Depressionmug. When a Large company, for this definition and example Disney Company, buys a franchise of really any type and Ruins It Completely. Star Wars episodes 8 and 9 are So Bad that Most fans think that Disney Ruined the franchise according to the available Canon, which is a term used for historically defined rules, creations, or otherwise established world-building used for the universe being presented. Disney, also for an example of the "Disney Cannon," Arbitrarily decided to "decanonize," or make Not Canon Anymore, Most of the old material because "it is inconvenient for the current material, "that were, again, So Bad that their Own Materials even Broke their Own Established Canon.
So, for this example, the company Allowed uneducated people Of the franchise lore to take the "Disney Cannon," and make Arbitrary decisions Without Democratic Acceptance of the materials, that largely breaks, or makes incomprehensible, the content that the franchise has established as a whole and especially to the franchise's Established Canon.
Cannon is in reference to the blunt, destructive power of unregulated and unchecked misuse of power in Control of a Largely accepted artwork that can be seen as going Against the wants, hopes, and desires of the loyal fan-base.
So, for this example, the company Allowed uneducated people Of the franchise lore to take the "Disney Cannon," and make Arbitrary decisions Without Democratic Acceptance of the materials, that largely breaks, or makes incomprehensible, the content that the franchise has established as a whole and especially to the franchise's Established Canon.
Cannon is in reference to the blunt, destructive power of unregulated and unchecked misuse of power in Control of a Largely accepted artwork that can be seen as going Against the wants, hopes, and desires of the loyal fan-base.
Friend 1: "I can't believe they made money off of this film. There must just be So Many people that are fans that even seeing the movie 1 time at 15 dollars will make them close to a Billion dollars."
Friend 2: "Yeah, the Disney Cannon blew a gaping hole in the franchise and I am not sure they can even recover. I'm not buying their 40 dollar blue ray That's for sure."
Friend 3: 'I guess that Proves that you can cut the nose off the Mona Lisa if you can afford to buy it. the Disney Cannon really made a mess of things."
Normal Person with Negative Opinion: "The Rise of Skywalker is one of the Worst films I've ever seen. Can you believe how bad it was?"
Adversary to the Social Consensus: "You are a Sexist, a Misogynist, and a Racist for having negative opinions about this exceptional film with strong people doing their best."
Normal Person with Negative Opinion: "Looks like I've been hit by the Disney Cannon!" *Que Laugh Track*
Man: "I can't believe they've destroyed the established canon, over 30 years of great content, so badly and made so much material irrelevant to Their story arch. Rey can do these Ridiculous things Constantly and it makes no sense and was never even mentioned before, even in the films."
Insane Person: "You are just an angry man baby who can't handle strong women in lead roles."
Man: "I guess I've been hit by the Disney Cannon." *Que Laugh Track*
Friend 2: "Yeah, the Disney Cannon blew a gaping hole in the franchise and I am not sure they can even recover. I'm not buying their 40 dollar blue ray That's for sure."
Friend 3: 'I guess that Proves that you can cut the nose off the Mona Lisa if you can afford to buy it. the Disney Cannon really made a mess of things."
Normal Person with Negative Opinion: "The Rise of Skywalker is one of the Worst films I've ever seen. Can you believe how bad it was?"
Adversary to the Social Consensus: "You are a Sexist, a Misogynist, and a Racist for having negative opinions about this exceptional film with strong people doing their best."
Normal Person with Negative Opinion: "Looks like I've been hit by the Disney Cannon!" *Que Laugh Track*
Man: "I can't believe they've destroyed the established canon, over 30 years of great content, so badly and made so much material irrelevant to Their story arch. Rey can do these Ridiculous things Constantly and it makes no sense and was never even mentioned before, even in the films."
Insane Person: "You are just an angry man baby who can't handle strong women in lead roles."
Man: "I guess I've been hit by the Disney Cannon." *Que Laugh Track*
by MCPKG January 9, 2020
Get the Disney Cannonmug. Similar to Apple Tax, only Disney. Describes the high cost of Disney merchandise and services (e.g. Disney World merchandise, tickets, hotels, and food; Disney toys; etc.)
Sarah: Boy, did I have to pay a hefty Disney Tax on that trip to Disney World this year.
Ethan: I know. That being so expensive sucks.
Ethan: I know. That being so expensive sucks.
by thebear424 November 14, 2018
Get the Disney Taxmug.